One thing that always stuck in my craw about my long career in this business is the fact that I never had the opportunity to visit and work in Brazil. Joey Silvera and the gang head down there 2-3 times a year, and yet no one ever wants to take me there to do scenes! WTF people!
Finally this year the Evil Angel director Jay Sin, who I have known for over 10 years when he was shooting scenes for Sineplex, rang me up and asked if I wanted to spend 2 weeks in Sao Paulo, Brazil and shoot some TS scenes for him. Well of course! I have been waiting for this phone call for years!
Additionally, the World Cup was starting on June 11th and I would be down there during the height of the group stages, so I was extremely pumped! I love soccer, I love watching soccer, and I definitely love watching soccer in other countries.
I flew Korean Air, and it was a non-stop flight of 11 hours. The time zone difference was 4 hours ahead of PST. Since it was a Korean flight, they naturally served Korean food. It was called Bibimbap and it was DELICIOUS!
I had some light reading planned for the trip. Antony Beevor is far and away my favorite WWII historian. His books are excellent and I love reading them.
As soon as I landed in Sao Paulo, I was greeted at the airport by Jay Sin's best friend and production manager, Jazz Duro. I first met Jazz when we were performing in Mexico for Jay Sin back in 2004. He is Irish, looks latino, and speaks Italian plus about 3 other languages. Just a super interesting guy and someone that I always enjoy hanging out with.
Jazz took me to his tanning salon first and then the gym. I like to workout if I arrive somewhere in the evening, so as to not only get a good workout in, but also to exhaust myself so I fall asleep easier.
His girlfriend worked there and she was super cute & super fun. Something about the tanning salon. Tanning beds are now illegal in Brazil. So the shop owner has 2 of them inside a secret room that he can cover up if he has to. Also he keeps the doors locked at night just in case. Pretty funny.
The gym was cool, the cardio was in the back, so I could run and cycle AND people watch everyone as well.
After the gym we had a nice meal and hit the sack for the night. Oh and many restaurants here use a strange system. You can a keycard when you come in, the waiter takes it from you and inputs your order on it, then when you leave you scan it through a turnstyle to get out. Strange.
I was staying on Rua Augusta, which is one of the main streets in Sao Paulo, and kind of where they celebrate things like Mardi Gras style.
Croatia was playing Brazil which means the Croatian national team shirts which double as tablecloths at Pizza Hut were out in force.
My first scene of the trip was with Danni Colucci. She is petite and super cute, and spoke absolutely zero English. No one speaks English here in Brazil. They speak Portuguese, so even my rudimentary, bullshit Spanish was no good.
We were shooting the scenes in short time motels, which are VERY popular here. Also called Love Motels. You pull in, check out the menu of rooms, order one, pull your car into the garage, and boom - time for an illicit affair.
Danni was a great choice for my first scene. She was fantastic and we had a great time. Her ass was fantastic!
I wanted to swim after the scene tonight, but the fucking pool was for members only and they wouldn't let me in. WTF! So back to my usual gym where I ran and watched my Spurs in the NBA Finals!
Check out this girls workout attire! Hey 1985 called and wants its leotard back.
We couldn't shoot on Wednesday because the entire country shut down for the World Cup opener. We found a bar that was ridiculously packed and settled in to watch. People went bonkers, Brazil won, and we had a great time.
After the match, Renata Davila came by Jay Sin's room for something, and she has been one of my favorites for YEARS, I was a total fanboy and made her show off her butt and take a picture! So gorgeous. I hope I get to work with her during the trip.
The next scene was a threesome with Julianna Souza & Bruna Butterfly. Bruna is one of the most famous TS girls in the world, and I could see why. She is petite, stunning, and loves sex. Julianna is great too (although super professional and kind of standoffish).
Props to Bruna for her GIANT forearm tattoo that says "Bruna Butterfly" you know, in case she forgets. lol
More crazy spandex at the gym tonight as well. Its like a fucking disease here.
We tried going clubbing, but the line was literally about 2 miles long. Ridiculous.
So we went to one of the 25 whorehouses that line the street I was staying on. It was weird, like 200 girls and about 500 guys all mingling around like its a nightclub. Except the girls all wanted you to take them home. I stayed about 2 minutes and split. No thanks.
Oh and don't think I didn't celebrate my San Antonio Spurs winning yet another NBA Championship! Yeah baby! GO SPURS SO! I even had a celebratory beer in my Tim Duncan jersey!
Next up was Gabrielly Andrade. She had a very sultry look to her and a ridiculous ass. So many of the girls here have giant fake asses. That's why you see a ton of girls with giant ankles....the silicone migrates down to their feet. Yikes! no, DOUBLE Yikes!
Gabrielly and I had a fun time, it was passionate, intense, and intimate. Just the way I like it.
Shirley Soares was up next. She was super into the sex and loves Americans, so we got along just fine. She was really into me, and that always helps.
Another one of the world famous superstars was up next. Sheylla Wandergirlt, is super tiny, blonde, and has a giant ass. I mean super gigantic! WOW!
We fucked like rabbits and she was fun as fuck.
Oh and I stole this from the hotel room as a gift for my girlfriend haha.
One cool thing about Brazil is that the most popular soft drink down there is called Guarana Antarctica. And it was fucking delicious! Hard to explain the taste, but I can guarantee that you will love it.
Next up was Nicole Balls. By the way, in Brazil Nicole is pronounced Nickolly for some reason.
She was blonde and beautiful and then whipped this monster out! Holy Shit! How scary is that thing? Somehow I managed to take it and it actually felt pretty good. I liked Nicole, she was low key and very polite.
I did do a little sight seeing while I was there. I walked to downtown and checked out this strange 3 level "urban" shopping mall. It only had 3 kinds of stores - hip hop clothing, skateboards, and tattoos. It was really strange.
Then I took the subway system around town. Jazz needed to buy some Corinthians gear (the local soccer team) and off we went.
Then it was back to our hotel where we watched USA soccer with a bunch of Americans as they drew with and should have beat Portugal.
This guy wasn't able to celebrate with us unfortunately. hahaha #gross
The last scene I did was far and away my favorite. Walkiria Drummond is a blonde MILF that I have jerked off to for years! And she was outgoing, friendly, funny, and always smiling. She reminded me of Ava Devine in many respects.
Oh and she has a HUGE cock. lol
Definitely my favorite, Walkiria was amazing. OMG I was such a fanboy hahaha.
I know I only did 7 scenes, but that's because the testing we were doing knocked quite a few of them out for various reasons. Bummed because I wanted to do 12-15 scenes but what can you do? Things happen. At least I got to hang out with Jay Sin & Jazz for 2 weeks. They are both awesome and good friends.
Hopefully one day I will be back in Brazil for some more shenanigans! Thanks again Jay Sin!
