I recently hung out with a gorgeous porn star named Eva Notty, took a short vacation to Amsterdam, and entertained a lady in London for a few days. Here are some of the photos and stories that go with them.
Eva Notty is a girl that has only just recently entered into the wild and crazy world of porn. She is 29, single, no children, and has some of the biggest, softest, and perfect boobs in the universe. If I had to describe her in one word, it would be "feisty". But, I couldn't help but enjoy spending time with her, she enjoys traveling and being out & about. So I took her with me on my daily excursions through the city of London.
We started off catching the tube (subway) at High Street Kensington and heading into central London.
It was her first time on the tube, so I made sure I took plenty of pictures.
Here she is lost and confused by the intricate tube map of London
Eva is no Sherlock Holmes. lol
We made it to London King's Cross Train Station together.
After running all over the city, we rested, showered up and I took her to a fancy Chinese food dinner.
Just a great day with a new friend. My only regret is not snapping a picture of her trying to get onto a tube that was closing and she got her coke can smashed in the door. We laughed about that for the rest of the day. What a rookie!
The next week I decided that I wanted to visit Amsterdam for a 3 day weekend. I had never been there, everyone talks about it, and I was only a 4 hour train ride away. Why not?
So I booked a seat on the Eurostar, booked a hotel room in the Red Light District and headed to Holland!
The train station is the main hub of the city and it is a beautiful building that dominates the surrounding area.
Once you leave the station, the main street heads north into the heart of the city.
The Red Light District is located to the immediate left of the main street. It is super famous of course, and one of the reasons why I came to visit.
My hotel was really nice, it catered to Japanese tourists (who doesn't these days?) and I recommend it to anyone - the Hotel CC.
The first day I just wandered around the city, and took whatever pictures I thought were interesting.
Of course I got some canal pictures.
Amsterdam should be called "the city of one million bikes"
You will find XXX everywhere in the city. Strangely, it has zero to do with the sex industry, it is simply the city's emblem.
Anytime you see a restaurant with the 7 deadly sins on the front door...you have to try it.
Or how about my pancake breakfast one day that came with a side of tabby cat.
The Red Light District is pretty large actually. There are about 10-15 blocks and a bunch of bars/live sex shows (none of which I entered). The most famous is the Banana bar where the girls there shoot bananas out of their vaginas. Classy.
The hookers all work out of small rooms that are lit up with a red neon light. There are certain areas that contain certain types of girls. There was a block with all black girls, all shemales, all MILFs, etc.
As for how attractive they all were, it was like any strip club, some super smoking hot ones, some foreign ones, some kinda homely, and some you know are definitely the naughtiest girls you have ever met.
I only tried it out once, because really, why should I pay for something that I either get paid for, or get for free? I found a "famous" girl named Stella who has the 2nd largest pair of fake boobs (1000cc) in the RLD (Polish Anna has the biggest but I couldn't find her). Stella is 40 and been working there for 12 years (thats a lot of cocks). She asked for 50 euros for sex and as an added bonus I got a strawberry flavored condom.
To be honest it was not that enjoyable or fun. Whatever, I guess I can say I tried it.
Oh check out the urinals placed along the RLD. Very private and discreet wouldn't you say? lol
This condomerie just made the AHF president - Michael Weinstein achieve orgasm. lol
One of the other reasons why many people visit Amsterdam is because of the legalized marijuana policy. Almost all marijuana is smoked at coffee shops, so there are tons of signs like this -
Anyone want to guess whose moped this is? lol - the possibilities are endless.
Two names of shops I just found humorous because I am a juvenile.
My friend Mike Sullivan told me that I had to see the Anne Frank Museum and Tour. So I found out where it was and had a nice stroll over to the location.
There was an extremely long line to get in.
Not coincidentally, the line to get into the Tulip Museum across the street was a bit shorter.
No camera's were allowed inside, but needless to say, it was a powerful and moving experience. Of course I like every other kid, read The Diary of Anne Frank in school, and found it extremely gripping. Seeing where they lived and how they lived was truly jaw dropping. Did you know they lived 3 floors UP from the ground, not below? I always pictured them underground for some reason.
After leaving that somber experience, I needed a little pick me up. And these fake superheroes provided it for me.
Overall Amsterdam was an okay experience. It was a lot colder than I expected, the people were friendly enough, the prices weren't super expensive, the food was pretty good, I didn't try the marijuana, the whores weren't that interesting, I didn't see the banana show, and I don't drink so I didn't get drunk and stupid. So there you go.
After returning to London, my civilian friend Karen was in town for a few days and asked if I wanted to go sightseeing with her. I never pass up a day with a huge boobed super fit blonde MILF, so of course I said yes.
The first stop was Buckingham Palace.
The famous Beefeaters and their ridiculous outfits
It looks like TJ Cummings is also here at the palace today -
The Buckingham Palace Gate was also very cool
The Winged Victory statue sits atop a large fountain that is also a roundabout for cars at night
Of course I threw a pence into the wishing well for good luck.
Then we hit the tube and visited Big Ben and the House of Parliament.
Of course the London Eye was directly across the Thames and predictably, she really wanted to ride it.
I am very scared of heights, and did NOT want to ride it. But of course, girls with huge fake boobs can get me to do damn near anything.
The line to ride the thing was 3 hours long...unless you purchased a 29 pound ticket rather than the 9 pound standard admission. done and done
Now our line was about 5 minutes long. sweet!
The London Eye is pretty damn cool. It never really stops, so you get into your enclosed capsule as its slowly moving forward and up. Goin up is pretty scary, but the views are tremendous.
She was up and walking about the capsule. Some little kids were jumping on the railings. Meanwhile I was glued to my bench in the middle and not moving much. Very scary.
