Upon arrival back to the UK, I was immediately booked the very next day for a scene at She Bang TV with the lovely Paige Turnah. Paige and I have really hit it off since I met her in August, and I enjoy not only working with her, but hanging out with her as well.
She is super tall, like 6 feet, with the cutest freckles, long, thick brunette hair, and has lots of curves in all the right places. She is quite simply, a goddess.
Speaking of freckles, did you know she has a freckle on her lip? I have never seen that before. Very cool.
I like her personality as well, she is funny, direct, no nonsense, doesn't do drugs, enjoys the finer things in life, doesn't smoke, and likes sports! I am sure she has some flaws, but I just haven't found them yet.
We met up before the scene for a quick bite to eat at a local pub. She decided on a glass of wine...
which was served from a tap (cue sound of record scratching) WTF...a tap...for wine?
Stay Classy San Diego
But did anyone ever make a better promo for Boise State University? I think not.
We toasted to an awkward, strange, semi-painful, fun but not really evening coming up. lol
Then it was off to the show.
SheBang TV is an enjoyable experience, but only under a few conditions. First of all, you have to NOT be an OCD clean freak, because lets just say the room and bed aren't hotel clean quality.
Second, you have to really enjoy being around the girl as well...5 hours in a small claustrophobic room with someone that is annoying would be BRUTAL (the chances of Paige thinking that about me are at 86.3% roughly). Third, the girl has to enjoy being fucked for long, long, long, long stretches...repeatedly.
This is the 4th or 5th time I have worked for them, and personally, I like doing their scenes, its a fun way to spend a Saturday/Sunday evening with a beautiful girl, getting to have passionate sex, and getting paid for it. Its a win/win baby!
The fans (and myself) were LOVING Paige's big ass....it is quite simply perfection.
She spent some time by herself, playing with her vag, and making horny guys jerk off with their off hand, while trying to type something to Paige with their other.
We made out...a lot. She blew me...a lot.
Naughty girls always get the thumb!
I always pay homage to the pussy tattoo "Lucky You" indeed.
Oh! We gotta get Paige in the next installment of Flexible Positions. Do they even still shoot that?
Of course, I was super jetlagged, and sometime during one of the breaks, I might have passed out. And Paige did exactly what I would have done in the same situation...took incriminating pictures and had a laugh at my expense. lol
I snapped this picture, and I am not sure of the context, but the look on her face is priceless. I love it!
Our show finally ended, and it was 2am. Fuck, bad planning on my part as the trains and tube don't run until 6am. Paige thankfully, said I could crash on her couch until the morning. She lives about an hour from the studio, which could have been true, but who knows because I was asleep in her car in about .6 seconds.
Here is my sleeping arrangements for the evening. Yikes!
In the morning, I just had to see what Paige's master bedroom looks like.
And the answer is....leopard print everywhere! Holy safari Batman!
Thanks for the hospitality Miss Paige Turnah, and thanks for the use of your vagina and tongue and mouth last night. Much appreciated ma'am.
