Holy Shit what a day today! I am positively giddy writing today's entry. Just letting everyone know right now that today I am SHATTERING my previous record of 49 pictures in one entry. I am going to include 82 pictures! Good lord, that's alot of boobs. Sometimes I spoil you people, I really do. Just a quick disclaimer as well: I am not a professional photographer, nor are my pictures intended to be professional photos....there are going to be some blurred, red eye, out of focus, not cropped, etc. etc. Quit crying and enjoy what I give you!
I was working for New Sensations today, which is very rare for me. I want to publicly thank Renae for giving me a shot to work for them again for the first time in a few years. Good times all around! I was working with Alexis Silver as well. Alexis is always fantastic to work with, she clearly enjoys sex, she knows how to put on a good show, and does all the little things to help out the male performer. Just to refresh, Alexis is 29 and hails from Leeds, which is in the far Northern part of England. We worked together a few months back in Spain, so today was an easy, easy day.
The scene went smoothly, actually I did something I have never done before, I tittyfucked her not up and down, but in and out. She has the largest big natural boobs I have ever worked with. Seriously when she squeezes her boobs together, I can actually fuck in between them. Sweet.
After the scene, the production manager, Nate Hall, wanted to grab some lunch at his favorite hangout, the TGI Fridays in Porter Ranch. I told Alexis that I would take her back to her house after lunch, so she joined us. Right after we arrived, my boy Jonnie Darkko called me and decided to come join us as well. Nate is famous at this place, they even have a plaque in his honor above the bar! Check out Alexis in her LA Direct sweatshirt....what a corporate shill! Darkko had one beer and was already off his rocker. lol. It was fun hanging with them. I haven't worked for Darkko in a long time, I need to start hitting him up daily until he gets tired of me calling and books me in a scene (joking).
I drove Alexis home after lunch and dropped her off at the LA Direct Model House #2 (#1 is where Derek himself lives). But don't worry my friends, we will be seeing more of Alexis later tonight! Oh and congratulations Alexis, you are now included in my coffee table book!
Now it was time to hit the gym! I was very close to the LA Fitness in Universal City, which was good. I swam 1200 meters (great swim, there was a guy doing a real swim workout in the lane next to me, so I just mimiced his workout), then I hit the lifecycle for an hour, and lifted shoulders and abs. I thought about running, but I was pretty tired at that point, so I skipped it.
Before I left the gym, I got a phone call from Derick Pierce. Derick is obviously my best friend in this business, and he routines advises me on personal and business matters. I know that he looks a bit thuggish, has a lot of tattoos, and is a member of a motorcycle gang, but in reality he is an insightful, bright, and thoughtful dude. The reason why he was calling is because of an argument that Brett Brando and I had gotten into earlier in the day.
Brett Brando was the contract director for Naughty America for about 5 years where we became pretty good friends since he saw me pretty frequently (I have done over 150 scenes for Naughty America, which makes me the most profilic male performer in NA History), but in January he left Naughty and was immediately hired by Brazzers (who ironically is Naughty's biggest competitor). I think by now, it's pretty well known that the people who work for Brazzers don't like me, actually they hate me. I clearly do not get along with Vic Lagina (director), Hailey Young (Vic Lagina's Production Manager), and Keiran Lee (Brazzers Contract Performer). So, it was inevitable that the relationship between Brett and I was going to deteriorate rapidly. I have gotten a bunch of advice and lectures from Brett about patching things up, but honestly I am not really interested. But all of this is just window-dressing to the crux of the problem.
In this business directors hire their friends as male performers. Trust me, it's really really rare for a director to hire someone they can't fucking stand. I personally extrapolate this further, so if you don't hire me, then you aren't my friend. This sentence is true because I KNOW that I do good scenes, better than most performers. So that eliminates not hiring me because I suck as a performer. The only reason people won't hire me is that they dislike the scenes I have done or they think I am a dangerous person to the health of the female performers, or something else equally ridiculous. Brett has stated more than once that he is going to be unable to hire me in the future. This led to a heated argument that ended poorly.
Derick Pierce and I talked extensively about the issues at hand. He counciled me to repair the relationship with Brett, and to keep my mouth shut when girls don't want to work with me. He also told me that he thinks that my decision to write this blog and talk about the things that happen to me in this business are killing my career because performers and companies are scared about what I am going to write. I told him I knew the risks and dangers when I embarked on this year long journey, and that I can live with the consequences. Even though it's probably pretty cheesy, I think this poem really sums up my blog experience so far this year.
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost
After leaving the gym, it was time to start heading downtown for a porn function I was attending. But first, my stomach was growling loudly! After eating most of this month in upscale, swanky restaurants, it was time to get back to my Texas roots and get some blue-collar Mexican food. I stopped into Carnitas Michoacan #3 at 741 Soto Street near downtown. Nothing like 4 tacos with rice and beans served in a large styrofoam container! That was a tasty dinner, even though I felt super out of place considering I was probably the first white boy to enter that establishment since the Reagan administration.
The porn function I was attending was Pornweek by Harmony Films out of England and distributed by Shane's World. Porn Week is produced by Gary Grant, a Scotsman who often wears a kilt while directing scenes. Here is the premise of Porn Week. A bunch of civilians (mostly European) pay Gary good money to travel to Los Angeles, where they get to watch and interact with many different porn stars during real porn scenes. They can get AIM tested if they like and shoot a real BJ scene with actual porn stars. Pretty cool idea isn't it? Here are a couple of fan shots I took.
Tonight was a major Porn Week shoot, with 6-7 girls and a couple of guys as well. They were shooting this in Kylie Ireland and Eli Cross's loft, which was the perfect setting. Everyone inside the building had signed model releases to be on camera, and some people were not performing that night, but rather just window dressing for the Porn Week people. Lets identify all the players shall we? Performing tonight were Alexis Silver (I told you!), Robin Truelove (English performer who is coming to the states), Marco Banderas, Kacey Jordan, the artist formerly known as Brooke Haven (she stopped doing boys.....BOO!), Mia Lelani, Oliver Sanchez, Dana Dearmond, and Evie De La Tosso.
Performers present but not performing were Ben English, myself of course, Kylie Ireland (she didn't have a choice), Nikki Jayne, Charisma (back after flaking on me for my birthday), Carolyn Reese (always so refined and classy), Lisa DeMarco (there is nothing like watching your husband do a scene live I guess....lol), Angelina Ash (super scrumptious), Adriana Deville, and a very special guest....Shay Laren (more on her later). Also in attendance was the Shane's World crew; Megan, Shameless, and their contract girl, Casey Parker (who had on some super cool shoes). Pretty impressive lineup in attendance, no?
Some notes from the event. Shay Laren is a very popular solo girl, who has never done any kind of porn what so ever, which is nice work if you can get it! She is an interesting girl...22, from Hawaii but went to high school in Germany, and now lives in Los Angeles. Fantastic natural boobs and a pleasant girl to converse with as well.
Adriana Deville talked about getting a boob job soon. Casey Parker had really cool heels on. Mia Lelani did a solo scene with body paint. Kylie and I watched most of the proceedings from her loft above the action while eating popcorn. It was kinda like being at the opera.
Also please notice my shirt for the party tonight....that's right baby, I am a true nerd. Honestly, who else would have the balls to wear that shirt to an actual party with females in attendance? Don't hate!
By midnight, I was pretty bored. But here is what cheered me up....Remember yesterday I told you that a special mystery guest might be coming into town. Well she finally arrived! It's my ex-girlfriend, Lisa Lipps! I hadn't seen her in over a year, and she looked better than ever. She has been hitting the gym, and her body looks more toned than I have ever seen it. She is going to be in town for about two weeks, and we are getting her AIM tested tomorrow. Of course she is only going to work with me, but I think some people will still book her. God damn she looked good. Get ready for tons of Lisa Lipps pictures in the next two weeks. Oh and Lisa......welcome to my coffee book as well!
Oh and I finally figured out why I have been getting all of the extra traffic...XBIZ the magazine has an article about this blog in it! Thanks so much XBIZ!
please tell us Shay is getting into the business. and if not, we enlist you as the recruiter that will get her into the business!
all kidding aside, you have a great blog going on. keep it up!
Posted by: jag | June 04, 2008 at 10:07 PM