I cancelled my scene today for Matrix Content with Kacey Jordan, which bums me out, because I hate giving up the money and Kacey is really cute, but I really needed the rest. Scott at Overboard called me at 8:30am to see if I was available to fill in for someone today as well, but I had to decline. Actually, I felt a million times better than yesterday, but resting my body (and my cock) is the right thing to do.
Donny Long was being the ankle biter that he usually is, so I got a little humor out of riling him up. It's almost too easy at this point, I feel like the puppetmaster. Gene Ross called me for the first time ever, and we had a great conversation for about thirty minutes. Never spoken to him before, and he is pretty funny and almost as cynical about people as I am. He used my new favorite word as well "wackadoodle" to describe me, I love it!
Simon, the computer wizard came over to finish hooking up my new desktop computer, check out that threee monitor display! AWESOME! I have almost completely mastered my transition to computer nerd! Only a pocket protector and some coke bottle glasses are left to finish the job.
Since I had plenty of free time today, I also finally attached my new Fluid Trainer to my Triathlon Bike as well. A fluid trainer allows one to cycle on their actual bike without it going anywhere. I tested it out for an hour or three and it felt great. Six days without working out at all is frustrating and getting back in the saddle (literally) was good times.
My friend Shanna was coming into town this weekend for some event or contest or whatever, but it was cool, because this means I get to drag her to a bunch of porn events. First up, we headed down to Koi to meet Derick Pierce, Robert from LA Direct, and Ali, a Canadian Personal Trainer, to celebrate Derick's birthday (which is technically tomorrow). We had a great meal and good conversation, plus we got to watch the two girls molest each other under and over the table!
After dinner, we decided to head over to LAX, a popular nightclub in Hollywood, to make an appearance at the A List Talent party. We waited the obligatory 20 minutes to get in (I worked the door in Vegas, so I understand the system and am used to it) and got a grope a few porn girls while in line. After we got in, we made our way to the back bar where it wasn't pitch black and just chatted with a few friend's and acquaintances. Saw Scott St. James (porn photographer), Bobby Manila (he took a few hours off from being "PORN'S BUSIEST DIRECTOR" lol), Marie McCray, Renae Cruz, Holly Wellin (love her accent), September Dawn (who runs A List Talent), Jenny Hendrix (looking quite scrumptious as usual), Tori Black (who was giving us a little show....thank you Tori!), Sochee Malo (so hot, I might make an exception to not remembering girl/girl only performer's names), Jordan Kingsley and her husband Tony DeSergio, Tee Reel (obviously he was there, he is the porn parties version of Cal Ripken, his streak of never missing a porn party sits at something like 7 years and 532 parties), Nico Elise, Monstar, Tony Batman (his porn resume reads like the CEO of a Fortune 500 Company....suitcase pimp to Regan Anthony, agent for Dick Nasty, karaoke expert at Sardo's, KSEX host, PTU host, now I guess he is like a porn personality???? which is another way of saying "I don't actually have a job"......nice work), Phoenix Marie (tipsy and acting silly), and finally, the crown jewel in all of my pictures so far this year, Stormy Daniels! Holy Shit! A couple of things about Stormy, first of all, she didn't want to hug me, because she already knew I was sick! That means she reads my blog! Good times! Second, it's funny how people just move out of her way, she just parts the crowd almost effortlessly. A stunningly gorgeous woman always seems to do that, and she is no exception. She agreed to take a picture with me, and damn she looks good! I also noticed that Donny Long wasn't there......he must be tired from typing several hate emails about me to various porn news outlets while simultaneously jerking off to his own reflection in the mirror (what are the odds Donny actually knows what the word simultaneously means?).
So after glad-handing everyone in attendance, I sidled up to the barkeep and ordered drinks for about 12,354 people and a water for myself. Paid the humongous bartab and hung out with our crowd until about 1am when we all decided to jet. Walked outside the club and dammit....no paparazzi waiting to snap a picture of the world famous blogger (and according to Donny Long, a gay porn star! lol). WTF? Where are my legions of fans? We walked back to the valet stand, got our cars and headed home. BTW, do you like my one burned out headlight? Stay classy! While driving home, I totalled up my spending for the evening....360 for dinner at Koi, 10 to valet at dinner, 40 for the bouncer to get into the club, 100 for five cover charges, 110 to the bar for drinks, and 25 to valet at the club! Good lord, its a good thing I had a gay private to do tonight to cover the cost of the evening! lol, Donny Long swings...........and misses!
Love your blog, keep up the great work.
Dan
Posted by: porno dan | March 02, 2008 at 09:44 PM
2 of these 3 ppl whhhat lol...be nice to the Canadians EH
Posted by: AliEh | March 04, 2008 at 08:05 AM