I was again bitten by the cancellation bug today. Not cool. Evidently the girl was coming in from Las Vegas and her test wasn't back yet. I already explained about AIM test's and how they are mandatory for each performer in order to do a sex scene without a condom. AIM has clinics in different cities around the US, and you get tested there then they mail the blood/urine samples to the AIM Laboratory in Los Angeles. But the best part about testing at AIM in Los Angeles is that your results are back in a day. If you test elsewhere, then your results don't come back for a few days. Tom Moore, the director, wanted to shoot the scene today at 330pm, but alas her test wasn't back. So we moved the scene to Monday at 10am.
This gave me the entire day to get things done. So I vacuumed my place, cleaned the bathroom, did laundry, organized my filing cabinets, washed dishes, cleaned my car (it STILL smells like a smelly gym locker room), paid my bills, and cleaned my closet out. Of course I am totally lying, again I didn't put a single stitch of clothes all day. I was going to take Stoya to dinner, but she came down with a severe case of the Contract Girl Diva Flu (she said she had a pimple) and canceled. Vegging out on a weekday and playing warcraft until my butt hurts is yet another perk of my job.
I talked on Instant Messenger with Laura at Naughty America, and she suggested that I do a Porno Glossary so people can understand some of the strange and ambiguous terms that I like to toss around. So lets look at some terms:
ATM - not a cash machine, an ATM means Ass-to-Mouth, when the girl is doing anal, and when you pull out she sucks the cock immediately. Good times
BG, BGG, BBG, GG, - Boy and Girl....signifies the type of scene.
Pop Shot - When the male performer cums at the end of a scene
FIP - Fake Internal Popshot - used to fake male orgasm at the end of softcore scenes
BTS - Behind the Scenes - many companies use BTS to film the performers doing normal or quirky things on set
POV - Point of View - a style of filming a scene from the person fucking the girl's point of view. You cant see the performers face or both hands at the same time.
Cetaphil - a brand of soap that looks exactly like sperm. Used for still photos of many pop shots
Creampie - when the male performer cums inside the girl, but just on the edge, so the cum seeps out afterward.
DP - Double Penetration, when two male performers simultaneously are inside a girl, one in her butt and one in her vagina.
Civilian - someone who is NOT in the adult industry
Suitcase Pimp - a husband or boyfriend of a girl who doesn't have a job or hangs around porn sets.
AIM Test - the test used to make sure all performers don't have chlamydia, gonorrhea, or HIV.
Feature Movie - a porn movie with a script and sex wrapped into the script
Gonzo Movie - a porn movie without a script and usually based on a single theme for the entire movie.
MILF - Mom I'd Like to Fuck.....initially women with children, now a generic term for any girl over the age of 30
Cougar - almost the same as MILF, but an older woman who is on the prowl for younger guys.
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman (Large Girls)
I am sure that there are more terms I missed, but those are the big ones. After chatting with Laura, I made some more changes to my schedule. Changed out Carly Parker for Friday (the performer) for Hustler on Saturday. Confirmed Sunday's squirting scene for Vivid (probably with Sophie Dee). Had my scene on Monday morning with Puma Swede canceled, but then replaced it with the canceled scene from today. Re-booked the previously canceled BBW scene from last Sunday for Zero Tolerance on Tuesday at 2pm. Got a soft booking for 4-5 scenes in San Diego on the 18 - 22nd for Naughty America. Talked to a Canadian company about shooting four scenes for them in Montreal in late March. Good day today. Called Becky at Phase One Graphics about shooting for them, but they are done shooting until March. Derick Pierce called me to ask about me shooting for him (Silvercash) on the 21st, but I can't because I will be in San Diego. Mike Sullivan called me to ask about my availability for two scenes tomorrow, but I am already double booked tomorrow.
I am guessing that the people who read this blog can tell I spend A LOT of time on my computer. So I thought I would show you the nerve center to the world domination headquarters that I call home.
Notice, the pills to my left, those are the previously mentioned pop shot pills. Also you can see the third monitor is dark, I need another video card to turn that one on. The laptop isn't used much, I mostly use it for downloading music. lol. Notice the GIGANTIC monitor in the middle! It's my baby, I love it. 32 inch flat screen from Dell. Okay, now the bed is a California King, and super comfortable (14 pillows and 3 comforters! Also notice that my bed is about 2 feet from my computer. Very nice for rolling out of bed and immediately checking email and my weblog stats (details tomorrow).
Tried calling Lexi Belle about being my date to the XBIZ awards on Feb. 7th. She didn't answer texts or phone calls all night. Bleah. lol. Talked to a couple civilians about coming out to visit me, we will see....I don't want to jinx it. Have two scenes tomorrow, which will be a great way to finish out the month. Tomorrow will be a long, long blog, I guarantee it.
