Hello friends, fans, haters, observers, masturbaters, and fellow sex workers! It's high time for me to stretch my blogging muscles and compose a short piece on my ridiculous life in porno. My intrepid friend and director Jennifer Dirty Diva, had told me about a pool party for BBW girls happening in June at an undisclosed location in Las Vegas.
I just returned from a three week sojourn to Paris, London, and Manchester and boy was I jetlagged. But I promised her I would rally up and attend since she sponsored it. I also have my own BBW porn site www.pure-bbw.com (shameless plug) so it would be a smart move for me to attend and hob knob with some of the models I knew and could possibly meet as well.
I called up Shanelle Savage, a model I worked with in January and asked her if she wanted to film with me again and attend the party as well. She readily agreed and when she showed up promptly at 1pm looking uber sexy we were ready to go! But first we had a few stops to make.
I asked Jennifer what alcohol she wanted (1800 Tequila), I asked my fantastic makeup artist Tiffani what she wanted (Jack Daniels Honey), and Shanelle wanted some sort of Coconut Vodka. I grabbed a 6 pack of Shiner Bock, but I knew I wouldn't be drinking today, I just wanted a conversation piece and to deflect from having to tell everyone I wasn't drinking because I had a token beer in my hand. I always go with Shiner whenever possible because Shiner of course, is brewed in the great state of Texas.
Then it was off to the convenience store to pick up Doritos, some bags of ice, Coca Cola, and bottles of water of course. I threw it all in the back of my trusty Honda CRV and we were back on the move.
The house was a nondescript ranch style one story in the middle of a small cul-de-sac in some random subdivision, and we were greeted on the lawn by a security guard and 2 big girls checking names and IDs. We were on the list of course, so after receiving our all you can drink wristbands, we were directed to the side entrance around the back.
This opened up to an expansive backyard with a massive pool, a bunch of lawnchairs, some tables full of food, a ton of coolers with soft drinks, a few port-a-potties, a DJ (who was really really good and played for at least 5 hours), a mini-bar with a BBW bartender, and of course waves and waves of BBW girls in bikinis cavorting in the hot Vegas sun!
Normally, I am not a fan of social gathering like this in a professional capacity. I have carved out a fantastic career in porn, but damn I don't get along with so many people. And even more so in the past 6-7 years since I started hiring models myself. I don't deal well with flakes, drug addicts, lack of logic skills, lesbians who actively are looking for reasons to hate men, girls who hate money, liars, and myopics. And obviously the adult industry is chock full of those kind of unsuccessful people. But Jennifer basically forced me to go, and I usually do what she says because she is incredibly sharp witted and understands social dynamics as well.
There were roughly 60 BBW girls in attendance when we arrived and that number swelled to more than 100 at the height of the party. Interestingly, there were only 10-15 males there including the security team they had for the event (which is just the kind of ratio I like). The majority of the girls were NOT in the adult industry, but rather just big girls who wanted to wear a bikini and have some fun poolside without being shamed or laughed at. The hostess of this event was the homeowner, Aby also known as an Instagram Influencer (curvychicchick) and let me tell you - she did an unbelievably awesome job throwing this soiree.
I knew many of the adult models in attendance of course, my porno girlfriend Jessica Lust who looked beautiful in pigtails
big booty redhead Julie Ginger
extravagant diva Julia Sands
Crystal Blue & Lola Lovebug.
Sasha Syren was there in full mermaid regalia and even brought her clam shaped blow up chair. Seriously Sasha looked amazing and her makeup was really cool as well. She is so warm and nice and pretty. I'm glad I have had the opportunity to film with her multiple times. Good stuff.
As the day wore on, more models trickled in. Julietta Velez was in town from Mexico and although we haven't gotten along previously, she made it a point to introduce herself, give me a hug and a sticker, and ask to take some photos together. She must know how much I love latinas from growing up in San Antonio, Texas.
Hands down the most beautiful woman at the event was Mistress Delicious. She looked resplendent in a pink bikini with a cute little backpack, her hair neatly coiffed in braided rows and with sexy sunglasses on. The way she carries herself is different than the rest of the girls, she is so comfortable in her own skin, and just radiates beauty. Unfortunately she refuses to take the D on camera, so all of my charms and compliments don't matter hahaha (you have to admit it was a nice try though).
Two other models I haven't met previously also showed up - Spooky Fat Brat (love the stage name) and Baby Doll. They were with one or two of their friends and they seemed to really be enjoying themselves as well.
Of course I was on the lookout for new models (as I always am) and there were some fat cuties in attendance. Jessica Lust really did me a solid and introduced me to a 6'3 410 pound new SSBBW Alanna Black - she was very nice and seemed eager to shoot a sex scene on camera for money - so stay tuned and lets see if it works out.
By 7pm the party was winding down, the food was long gone (haha of course), the girls were tired from being out in the sun all day, and I was ready to split as well. Before I left I had to snap a pic of the girl with the biggest butt I had ever seen in person, but unfortunately she is a civilian so no porno in her future.
But DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN THAT'S A MASSIVE ASS!
Overall it was an amazing pool party with nice girls, no drama, good food, and good times in Las Vegas. I assume there will be more of these events and I might actually attend another one!
