My friends, I have an obsession. Probably a few obsessions actually, but for the sake of this blog there is only 1 obsession of mine that I continue to explore. Big, giant, fake boobs. I LOVE EM! There is no such thing as too big or too fake. Danielle Derek? Love her. Beshine? The best! Lisa Lipps? Every day, all day. I wish every girl in the world had fake boobs. Call me whatever name you want, but there is just something about a nice pair of fake tits that drives me WILD.
Back in 2009 I decided to produce a few scenes for Naughty America while on vacation in England. There were a few girls that I knew would do very well on the network, and so I put a small production team together for a 2 day shoot. Nothing too fancy, just 2 days of 2 scenes each. Here are the 4 scenes I shot -
All the girls were hot and all 4 of those scenes rocked, I was very pleased. I was already good friends with Toni Samantha previous to the scene, Brooke Jameson was a girl that I had wanted to fuck for 2 years after seeing her on a Bluebird set, and Valentina Cruz was a replacement (and a very good one) for a girl that cancelled. Emma Butt, on the other hand, was a very intriguing girl to me. Her demeanor, height, sensuality, and presence were very disarming. We exchanged numbers and struck up a friendship after the scene.
Lets fast forward to 2011 shall we?
Once again, the good people at Shebang TV put on their live show at 9pm-1:30am Thursday through Sunday, so that means I have the entire day to kill before my show.
One of the hottest European (Hungarian) porn girls was in London, Miss Cathy Heaven, and so I called her to see if she wanted to grab some lunch. She was not working today, and so we met at the Italian Kitchen, just off Tottenham Court Road.
I really enjoy spending quality time with Cathy. She is a very down to earth girl, who is naturally pretty even without makeup. Her body is absolutely ripped too, she has one of the most sculpted figures in the business.
We spoke about life and love, discussed economics and finances, and talked about our respective futures. I have a ton of respect for Cathy, she is a tireless worker, saves her money, and is just an all around good person. If only she were single.
After taking her to lunch, I crashed on her hotel room sofa for a nice 3 hour nap before my scene. Woke up, said thank you and good bye to Cathy, then headed to the set.
I was working with Emma Butt today! If you can't tell by now, Tony, the owner of ShebangTV, hooks me up with all the girls I ask to work with. This makes my job much, much easier AND I get to have sex with a beautiful lady that I am attracted to. Its yet another win-win for Christian.
Emma showed up about 20 minutes late, which is still right on time in pornoland. She is a very, very tall girl, and definitely makes quite an entrance. I love her loud voice and sexy accent. She is one of those girls that uses the word "darling" to refer to just about everyone (just like Nikita Denise).
Emma is 25 years old and lives about an hour or so outside of London She is very popular here in the UK, her schedule is always fully booked with shoots, appearances, webcams, or does television presenting (basically getting naked and talking dirty into a mic). And its easy to see why.
She had her boobs done a few years ago, but recently got 2nd boobjob that was 1400cc's. WOW! They are fucking huge and super lovely. Some people might have some negative comments to say about them, and to those people I say - fuck off!
I could have taken about 1000 pictures of her and her gigantic boobs, but here are the ones you guys get to see on this blog.
The first two hours of the show were fantastic, she and I have great chemistry (even though she hates kissing in her scenes and I love it). The only problems were the 2nd 2 hours of the show, when her vagina began to get sore and dry (from the bright heat lights shining on us). I think she was in some real discomfort, so I did my best to help. She really appreciated my efforts as well. I am very glad that Emma and I are friends, I could work with her every day and never get tired of her.
Let's add her to the list of girls who smoke, talk into a mic, AND get banged all at the same time.
Tittyfucking Emma Butt is NEVER a problem. lol
Her ass is also very underrated - I love it. Except that she told me that she is probably not going to be doing any anal for a long time. FAIL
We finally reached the end of our marathon live sex show, and I was exhausted, drained, dirty, sweaty, and gross. I always ask myself why I do these live shows, and then I remember that Tony hooks me up with the hottest girls in England. Thanks brother!
Another great Saturday night in London, I am happy as hell and loving life. Good night my friends!