While I am sitting around exploring the English countryside, drinking Earl Grey tea, eating crumpets, and playing snooker, every once in a while I have to do the occasional porn scene. My good friend and Head of Production for Rodney Moore, Stevie, happened to hit me up on my BBM (Blackberry Messenger) today to shoot the shit. I mentioned that I had just found a brand new 19 year old TS girl that had only shot like 1 scene. I shopped her around to all of the other companies, and no one wanted anything exclusive with her, which I found strange, but gave me the go-ahead to shoot her for anyone I wished.
Steve made me a fair offer to produce a scene with me and her for Rodney Moore and I accepted it. So I phoned up a good friend of mine and had him do video/stills for the shoot and booked Holly Harlow for our first scene together.
Holly is 19, originally from Malta, and speaks perfect English. She is very bubbly, fun, and mischievious - much like most 19 years I guess (in the words of the esteemed philosophers Bell Biv Devoe "never trust a big butt and a smile"). She is curvy in all the right places, and enjoys sex very much. I liked her instantly, she has an infectuous personality that is very magnetic.
She is also a HUGE fan of porn. She knew all the girls I had worked with in the past, and asked me a million questions about Kimber James. Holly is a great girl that will be a huge hit in this biz I think.
I met her at the Victoria train station for the journey to the set.
She was dressed like a movie star, which is fine...unless it's warm outside and then you just become a sweaty mess. I sat in front of her on the train ride, and kept taking pics of her, which probably seemed very strange to the other passengers in a super crowded train.
She wanted to wear her gigantic nerd glasses for her solo scene, and who am I to say no to a pretty girl? Forgive the cramped bathroom full of nonsense, and notice her super passe porn suitcase and contents. I love her baby fat. Don't hate!
Oh did we warm up in that same crowded bathroom before the scene started? You betcha!
Here she is again with her super huge movie star sunglasses. Holly, its 8pm outside, you don't need the sunglasses. Although as Brett Brando always says "its always sunny in Cooltown". No, in all seriousness she looked fantastic, especially for a girl that's done only two scenes before today. Very impressive stuff.
The scene was fantastic, she took the cock like a champ, looked sexy as hell naked, and her big round ass is a thing of beauty. People are going to LOVE this scene.
After the scene, I needed to grab a quick nap and of course she took this fantastic picture on her iPhone of me snoozing away like a douche.
After my nap, I gathered her up and we headed back to the train station. She looked so cute freshly fucked doesn't she? Love the oversized bag as well.
We split up at the tube station and went our separate ways. I have a feeling that I will be seeing a lot more of this hottie in the near future. Don't forget to follow her on Twitter - HERE
Now I had to quickly hustle over to my dinner date with Valerie Foxxx. After meeting the blonde British beauty on twitter, we had quickly become good friends through the magic of Skype.
Skype has been a godsend for me since I moved out here. Its free and allows me to talk to almost all of my friends from around the world. Skype=greatest invention since the Internet.
Anyhoo, Valerie is a porn star who recently went over to the states for a month or so, and had a rough time. She has just returned, and so we planned on finally meeting in real life to have some dinner, catch up on current events, and bitch about our lives.
She lives in Central London, and she met me outside of the tube station. Wow, what a stunner she is in real life. Tall, leggy, big boobs, long blonde hair, striking features, and a gigantic faux fur coat. Just lovely.
We walked around the area trying to decide on a good restaurant. I was still knackered from my scene and all the travelling, but I soldiered on (because I wanted to stare at her boobs some more).
We picked a nice, cozy French restaurant that was perfect...until the couple with the fucking baby sat down right next to us. CHECK PLEASE! Damn, I hate babies.
Valerie was a real delight to be around. She is quirky, humorous, and charming. I liked her immediately. Plus as eye candy she ain't bad either.
Our first toast to a long friendship
My favorite part about her (besides her boobs of course) is her smile. Its so gregarious and bright.
She was a little perturbed at me because I was exhausted and falling asleep and not paying 100 percent complete attention to everything she said and did (what a diva!).
She was having a grand old time while my tired ass was barely staying focused on my food. Here she is with a glass of wine and some dessert, just happy as a clam.
I know she wanted to hang out some more and hit up a bar, but honestly I was too tired. Looking back on it, I should be fucking ashamed of myself. Giving up spending time with a smoking hot blonde so I can hit the sack at 10pm is just pathetic. I am 37 going on 57. Oh well, time to shoot a POV movie with all 18 year old teen porn chicks so I can feel young again (just kidding).
Oh, don't forget to follow Valerie on twitter either, because she only has 3,000 followers or so. You can follow her - HERE. I love England, all of the porn chicks except a few have way less followers than I do. Classic! Clearly I win at life.
