I am really liking this English male performer thing. I had been conversing with a director named Charlie who owns and operates a few websites - Pure CFNM (clothed female naked male) - Hey Little Dick - Girls Abuse Guys. We spoke on Twitter - the greatest social networking site (and job getting machine) in the world. And he had me booked for a blowjob scene today.
Oh, I wanted to explain about traveling to shoots in the UK. In Los Angeles, if your call time is 11am, you simply leave your apartment/house what have you and head to the shoot location which is between a 15-30 minute drive. End of story.
This is not the case in England. Since there is no set area where porn shoots happen, getting to sets that are spread out over the entire country is a painful experience for a visitor. I was staying in the High St./Kensington area of London. So when I headed to set, I had to walk to the High St./Kensington tube station - then wait for the Circle Line train to 6 stops to Westminster, then get off that tube, grab the Waterloo line one stop to Waterloo. Then exit the underground and find the train station. At the train station, purchase a 2 way ticket to Mitcham Junction. Then get on a train to 2 stops to Clapham Junction, get off that train and board another train that takes me to Mitcham Junction in 4 more stops. Then I get picked up by the director and driven the 1 mile to the studio. Needless to say, its a painful, excruciating, and annoying situation (I would be remiss not to mention that all companies reimburse performers for travel expenses).
Can you imagine trying to get 3-4 porn chicks to a set like that by 9am or any time for that matter? Some companies might never get a single scene shot! lol
Okay, back to today's scene. I have been a big fan of Reality King's site - Clothed Female Nude Male Secret, but what I didn't know is that there are many different sites with the CFNM theme. Learn something new every day.
Again with the secret location inside of a completely nameless and faceless structure. I love it. Porn in England has such a clandestine feel to it. The next scene I do, I am wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora to set.
So the theme for today is a police detective and 2 of her constables are interrogating me because of a claim I made at the police station. I got my wallet stolen by a female, but the detective and her assistants don't understand how that is possible considering my size.
Here I am sitting at the desk being scared and traumatized (or possibly having just been subjected to having to watch the Battle Los Angeles movie - thanks again Mike Moz )
Let's discuss the girls for a moment (considering they ARE the stars of the scene - LOL).
The detective was played by a model named Strapon Jane - YIKES, no DOUBLE YIKES! Do you think they knew I have done more strapon scenes than any other male performer in the states in the past 5 years?
Jane is a great domme, well kinda great - she told me that she doesn't ever have sex with the models on her site, she just bangs them with her strapon. How unfair is that? Lame
Constable #1 (handjob) - Paige Turnah - this girl is really, really attractive and we have been buddies on twitter for a few weeks before this scene, so it was nice to finally meet her. I thought she was going to be the one giving me the blowjob, but she didn't for a reason that I will get into later.
Constable #2 (blowjob) - Scarlett March - this blonde was really cool and smoking hot. And of course, you know I love the accents. She does have some weird and strange tattoos....most notably a tweety bird smoking a cigar on her bicep with the word "James" above it. Alrighty then....lets just move on.
She also offered to have sex with me in order to help me cum faster. What a team player? You can be guaranteed that would NEVER, EVER, EVER happen in the states or the girls agent would be getting an extra 300 bucks for the girl. lol
The scene was quick and painless. All stills were done first. They use the fake cum shot pics like most US companies, and then I redressed and we did the video. Side note - in the US most companies use a substance called Cetafil, a hand cleanser, to mimic what sperm looks like. Over here, Cetafil doesn't exist, so again directors become mad scientists and try to figure out how to duplicate their own fake sperm. Good times.
So it turns out that the women figure out that I got robbed because I wasn't paying attention, which was understandable considering I was getting a blowjob by a hooker at the time. They wanted to reinact what happened, I did not what to do that under any circumstances (LOL), and of course they stripped off my clothes and Scarlett proceeded to give me a rocking blowjob. The other girls were fantastic helpers, they grabbed my cock, pinched my nipples, whispered dirty things into my ear, and were generally just fantastic.
It's generally hard to get 3 female performers together who have good chemistry and get along, but I learned during the scene that 2 of the girls cheated!
It turns out the Paige Turnah is the daughter of Strapon Jane! Holy shit! How crazy is that? That's why Paige didn't do the blowjob part of the scene, because she felt uncomfortable blowing a guy in front of her mom. Can any of us argue with her?
The only other mother-daughter combo that's been in porno since I have been around was Desi Foxx and Elli Foxx.
To sum it up, great scene, lots of fun, and I hope to work for them as much as possible while I am out here. Lets pimp Pure CFNM one more time.
After the scene, I met up with Kirstyn back in central London (let's skip the 58 part return journey) for a quick lunch at a curiously named restaurant The Muffin Man.
The lunch was fine, the company I was better, and the dessert was out of this world!
Red Velvet cupcake? Thank you sir may I have another?
After lunch, I met up with another friend of mine, the gorgeous Emma Butt! Emma and I worked together in a fantastic scene for Naughty America - HERE. Since our scene, she got her boobs DOUBLED in size to 1500cc's. I almost passed out.
After hanging out with her, I went to grab a workout, ran 5.09 miles in 60 minutes and then cycled for an hour.
Then I was meeting my good friend Chris that I have known since I was 14 years old. He and his lovely wife welcomed another child into the world, so I wanted to meet him, grab a shower, have dinner, and watch the England vs. Wales Euro Qualifier. And I accomplished all 4. :)
The last thing I will mention is that I was scheduled to shoot tomorrow with Daring Media, but he abruptly texted me that he has to cancel. But then Paige Turnah called me, told me that she was working for Daring tomorrow, and when she found out I was canceled, she asked to work with me. WOW! How nice is that? She is now my favorite female performer in England. I can't wait until tomorrow! Pumped up!
