Venus Show - Berlin - Day One

So at stupid o'clock in the morning, we all woke up and drove to the London Luton airport to catch our flight to Berlin for the Venus Show and Awards.  Luton Airport is the equalivent of Burbank Airport, small, easy to get in and out of, and where Easyjet is based.  Easyjet is the English equalivent to Southwest Airlines, they offer cheap prices on flights all over Europe. 

 

We checked in and dropped off our luggage, went through security, and then sat down for a fantastic breakfast before our flight.

 

It was about time I enjoyed a full English breakfast, even if they switched out the baked beans for a mushroom (yuck).

   

After eating breakfast, we hopped on our flight, where both girls were so tired, that they got a bad case of the giggles....meanwhile, I was so tired, I had a case of the "falling fucking asleep and ignoring both of them totally"....much better.

 

I woke up when we landed, which was about 90 minutes after taking off.  Back to Berlin!  The last time I was here was in 2006, when my father and I came here for the World Cup and to spend some time with some distant relatives.  I love it here, even if I totally forgot to bring my German-English dictionary.

We landed and went through customs, then found the baggage claim and were waiting for our luggage to arrive when someone hugged Kelly from behind.  Nacho Vidal!  Holy shit, I went from porn performer to super fanboy in about .2 seconds.  We talked about trannies for a long time, he just finished shooting a few movies in South America and Thailand.  Then we discussed our mutual love for Melissa Lauren (his scene with her in Fashionista's might be my favorite scene of all time).  I assumed that Nacho knew who I was, but unfortunately he didn't.  Damn, that sucked.

 

We caught a taxi to the hotel Estrel, which is the host hotel for the festivities.  It's a gigantic place with 4 different wings and about 20 floors on each wings.  There are 5 restaurants in this place and a huge bar that I will get to later.  We checked into our room, and immediately took a 2-3 hour nap.  Oh and check out our room keys......my question to that is, what happens if some family decided to stay at the Estrel for the weekend?  "Hey son, here's the room key"......"Um, father, whats Gayhotmovies.com??"

Upon waking up, showered, changed clothes, and headed to the convention.  The Germans aren't dumb, they put the convention about 25 euro's by taxi away from the host hotel.  lol. 

We arrived at the convention, which was at a huge convention hall in Southeast Berlin.  There were tons of porn related flags flying out front, which was strange I thought. 

While getting our passes for the weekend, we ran into John Stagliano, the owner of Evil Angel.  The girls were all over him of course, and while they were talking.....another legend walked into the room. 

Rocco Sifredi!  Holy shit, first Nacho and now Rocco!  I once again turned into a quivering fanboy.  Rocco, unlike Nacho, knows who I am, and has asked me to come to Italy and work on a few of his movies.  He just finished a bunch of shemale movies as well, and was telling us all about them.

 

After walking back into the front area, we ran into ANOTHER of the Evil Angel directors, Jazz Duro.  And guess what he was talking about?  You guessed it.......shemales.  We snapped a few pictures with them all, and of course Kelly felt like getting on her knees for Rocco.  Amazing.

   

We entered the convention, and it was exactly like AVN, except on a slightly smaller scale.  Today was not for fans, but the media and other exhibitors.  We wandered around, and what was funny was that we ran into mostly Americans, and not Europeans.  I swear to you there were at least 33 percent US porn people here.  We talked to Dan, the owner of Girlfriends Films, Deauxma & her husband, Rick Shameless, Porno Dan, and the iPorn people were here, the entire Digital Playground stable of girls are here, Stuart from Smash Pictures, Eric Swiss, Otto Bauer, Jim Powers & Johnny Thrust, the Shane's World people including my best friend Penny Flame, Jessica Drake & Alektra Blue are here, Jules Jordan & Jenna Haze (who thanked me for my review of her and her performance in Pirates II), and even Lexington Steele.

    

I met a bunch of the European performers and directors as well.  The problem is that I don't know who many of the European female performers are, so it's hard to differentiate them from the normal gaggle of non-porn girls who run around these conventions.  Besides Annina, I saw Vivian Schmitt, who was really pretty, and Annette Schwartz, who is now directing shemale movies in Germany.  Guess what she wanted?  lol.  Toni Ribas, Connie Dax, David Perry, and a bunch of other male performers were there as well.  Oh and how could I forget the lovely Daisy Rock and Harmony Hex?

   

 

In an eerily similar situation from AVN, there was a girl taller than I was at a booth!  Unfortunately, this time I didn't have sex with this one.

After wandering around for a few hours, we were tired again and our feet hurt, so it was back to the hotel Estrel for another nap. 

When I woke back up, it was 10pm already!  The girls told me they tried to wake me for dinner, but I said "go without me" and fell back asleep.  Lame.  But at least Kelly let me snap a photo of her and her glorious boobs as she was changing to go down to the bar.....GOOD LORD!

I walked downstairs solo and found out the bar at the hotel is now the Euro version of the Circle Bar at the Venetian.......just with a lot less bartenders.  That was a joke actually, there were at least 300 people around the bar area, and maybe 5 bartenders total.  Not good times.

Here is my shot of Penny Flame, this was as close as I am legally allowed to be before I can transfer any of my cooties on to her.....

Hey look who it is, the newest Digital Playground contract girl, Angelina Armani, was there.  I told her congratulations!  She was in a good mood, and was excited to be here in Germany.  I like Angelina, she is a friendly girl, I hope she stays like that after being under contract for some time.

I sat down at the Italian restaurant not far from the bar area.  Stoya, one of my favorite girls, joined me for dinner, and we discussed all sorts of things over a coke and the strangest pizza I have ever had.  It had eggs, salami, tomatoes, and onions on it.  But actually it was pretty damn tasty!

   

After dinner, I bought Stoya a huge beer at the bar (after waiting ten minutes for it) and we met a bunch of European porn people.  There was a smoking hot German girl who wasn't in porn and that had the coolest tattoos ever all over her back.  We made out for a while and I hope I see her again tomorrow so I can snap some more pics of her.

It was like one in the morning when I finally retired for the evening.  I originally thought I was going to be doing some scenes out here, but it never materialized tonight.  Both girls had disappeared to parts unknown, and I wasn't going to chase them around.  I attempted to watch some German TV and promptly passed out.  Great first day to the convention, and I hope tomorrow is even better!

Have you noticed how many of the people were talking about shemales?  It was really strange to see everyone discuss them openly and without caring.  I wonder how many girls would turn down scenes with Rocco, Nacho, Jazz, or any of the other European performers?   

Comments

[sportyridr]

Damn Christian you lucky bastard...Stoya is so smokin hot its ridiculous...Stoya pics anytime my friend

[T Jay]

Good grief Rocco looks sick! What drug is that dude on?(he does have that meth look, but who knows).

[Veracity]

Kudos, sir, on the Chelsea jersey. Sole owner of the top of the league come the end of the weekend.

[chinkomon]

I love euro chicks!

More Stoya please.

[afterburner]

I didn't know porn stars use low fare airlines too. The transfer to Luton airport is a pain in the arse, isn't it?