And even more traffic yesterday....26,500 readers! This cements the immutable fact that sports and porn go hand in hand. Thank you Bill Simmons (and Matthew Berry)!
Well Harmony Bliss is (finally) leaving today. She has been at my place for the past 29 days and it's been a lot of fun. I asked her to stay longer, but she had to get home so she could sit at home knitting, playing with her cats, and doing crossword puzzles. The hedgehogs were more bummed than I was, and when I got home from work tonight I found this. Weirdo's. But I will miss her (and her boobs).
My call time this morning was the standard Naughty America bullshit call time of 830am. This is patently ridiculous, because I am doing a boy girl girl, and both girl's call times are 800am. So in thirty minutes both girls have to show up on time, fill out their paperwork, get into their wardrobe, take pretty girls pictures individually.....and be done by 830am when I arrive. Um...no chance. So I sat in early morning traffic watching the clock go from 830 to 845 to 9am.
I rolled into the location at 911am, and they were just about ready for me. Porno time strikes again.
Today was an especially good day for Christian. So good I am speaking in the third person! I am working with Elli Foxx (which I will get to in a second) and Shayla Laveaux! Shayla Laveaux people!
I have already previously done a blowjob scene with Shayla for Quasar and Zero Tolerance a few months ago. But I masturbated to Shayla throughout college, and so this scene today had been running through my thoughts for like 11 years at least (good lord that sounds creepy.....and I am not done yet). She looked amazing today, she is so petite, and yet super fit at the same time. Seriously, she could write a book on how to take care of your body from head to toe.
But let's not forget the other girl in the scene today. Elli Foxx is the daughter of Desi Foxx, a cougar performer that I performed a fantastic scene with for Cougars in Heat. After thinking about it for a minute, this was the first time I have actually had sex with a biological mother and daughter in life. Crazy.
The scene today was a POV scene (once again POV means Point-of-View, which means that the camera is supposed my view......so you never see my face or both of my arms at the same time).
WOW....what a great scene. Both girls give unbelievable blowjobs and handjobs, both girls love having sex, and both girls were great with dialogue. Amazing.
Oh and how perfect is Shayla's butthole? Good lord she is absolute perfection. It's so good I emailed this pic to Brett Brando, who is a butthole connoisseur.
After the scene, Shayla and I enjoyed some of the catered lunch compliments of Naughty America, while chatting with Johnny Sins, my doppelganger minus 10 percent. lol. Johnny was about as verbose as he has ever been, which meant we chatted for five minutes. He is a funny guy, and we laughed over sharing stories about working with new girls He is a standup dude.
I left the set happy and content......but my day wasn't over yet. I had a second scene today in downtown Los Angeles for Nick Milo, who was shooting for Porn.com. So I hopped back into the my sweet Honda CR-V and hit the road.
Nick Milo and I have a great working relationship, I really respect him not only as a director, but as a person as well. He has always given me sage advice, and I value his opinion on many problems that I have in this business. He also takes fantastic still photographs, many girls come to him for glamour or promotional pictures.
Today was the second opportunity for me to work with Dylan Ryder. We worked together for New Sensations earlier this year, and it was definitely a scene to forget. I was very curious to see how today goes. And from my entrance, we might have a problem. When you greet your male performer not with a "hello again" or "good to see you" but with "take it easy on me"..........yikes! Here is a picture of Dylan after I told her that I want to make this scene anal!
The first time we worked together, she was just returned to the business from a 5 year hiatus. So she struggled with taking the cock in certain positions, she refused to kiss me, and she was still finding her rhythm in each of the positions.
But she is so fucking gorgeous....tall, curvy, with a fantastic hairstyle and a perfect pair of big fake boobs. Dylan is 27, from the OC, and is a real MILF. She is right up my alley and I was excited about today, because I heard good reports on her recent scenes from other male performers.
Just a quick note, the makeup artist was Yoko, and she is probably my favorite makeup artist in the business. As a matter of fact, I want to marry her. Her boobs are so amazing that even Dylan was trying to grab them in the makeup chair. Good times!
The lead in today was that she was the teacher and I am an irate parent because my son is failing her class. She won't budge, so I have to use some extra special techniques to get him a passing grade........and sex ensues.
The scene was awesome! Dylan was so sexy and absolutely perfect today! We fucked like wild animals and midway through the scene had to take a break because we were sweating so much. It was just a really fun scene. Thanks Dylan! Did I mention how much I loved her hairstyle? I ran my fingers through it or played with it the entire scene.
After my second scene, I was totally drained. I barely had the energy to drive home. Two full scenes, two pop shots, and sweating like crazy for the second one. I was done. I drove straight home and fell into bed to watch NBA Basketball.
Talked to a bunch of friends on the phone and called it a night.
Oh, a good friend of mine is competing in The Hottest Girl in Porn contest this week and I would like everyone who reads this blog to vote for her - VOTE HERE. Thanks a lot.



















































































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