Christian Sings The Blues

Venom and a Nice Dinner With Friends

I was up until 3am the night before getting my ass handed to me playing poker at Hollywood Park.  So naturally, I wanted to sleep in a bit today.  Unfortunately, my call time was 10am.  And of course I had a zero percent chance of actually making that call time.  So I tried to hurry, but after doing my morning daily routine, it was already 10:12 when I left the house.  Thank goodness I called and told them I was running late.  Of course when I arrived on set, they were STILL not even ready for me.  Ah porno call times are the best.

I was working with a girl who will only work with me, and for a personal reason, doesn't want me to mention who she is or show any pictures of her for a while.  I am going to guess its a family thing, but whatever.  I will just say that the scene was a lot of fun, she has ridiculously huge boobs, and I like working with her.

While I was on set, Jessica Lynn was doing the scene after me.  She is so pretty and so cool and so much fun to work with.  I was pretty jealous of whoever was going to be working with her.  Tatiana Kush was also on set, I had never met her before and she looked great.  The makeup artist today was definitely top notch.

It was a ridiculously easy day today.  I was finished by 1pm and had pretty much nothing else to do.  So I ran a few errands on the way home, such as depositing some checks at the bank, buying some vitamins at GNC (where I ran into Nina Mercedez, she lives near me, I actually see her all the time), and of course tanning and checking my mail.

After that I took a nice nap and watched a little more NBA playoff basketball.  I was enjoying a lazy evening, when I got a call from Lexi Belle!  She wanted to have dinner, so of course I never turn down a pretty girl.  I drove down and picked her, Brynn Tyler, and Alan Stafford up.  Derick Pierce was going to meet us there.  We were headed for Casa Vega, a trendy Mexican food place on Ventura Blvd.

We had a great time eating and bullshitting and talking shit to each other.  It was a lot of  fun.  I had to pretend like I was drinking so I could order Lexi and Brynn the fruity Mango Margaritas (they are both 20).   Oh and  here is a surprise, Casa Vega has a chile con queso dip on the menu!  Wow.  It wasn't too bad either.

   

At the end of the meal, we played a game that was started by Brett Brando called credit card roulette.  It works like this, all the guys give their credit cards to the waiter, who then shuffles them behind his back and hands them back one at a time.  So the last card he holds pays for the entire dinner plus tip.  Tonight however, Lexi and Brynn insisted on playing as well.  So of course, Brynn Tyler won (lost) and got to pay for our 150 dollar meal!  And I didn't even feel bad for her.  Last year I lost a 12 person sushi dinner that was about 500 bucks.

After dinner, Lexi wanted dessert, and she suggested a place called Menchies, on Laurel Canyon and Huston street.  It is a strange place, where you do it all yourself.  First, you pick what size bowl, then you pour the flavors of yogurt you want, and last you pick the toppings.  It's a really cool place that I had never been to!  After eating a fantastic blueberry and cake batter yogurt, I dropped them off at their apartment and headed back home.  I was really tired after a long week, and I fell asleep pretty early for me.

Okay, on the work front....I only did 18 scenes in April, my lowest total of the year so far.  Of course I took 13 days off to go to San Antonio and Arizona from the 3rd through the 15th.  So overall, I can't complain, I basically worked 18 times in 17 days.  I got booked for Overboard Video on Saturday, Penthouse on Thurs, Fri, and Saturday of next week, and May 27 for Kabneched.  Good times!

A Needed Day Off

I have had a really hectic week, so I didn't mind having the day off today at all.  I could have done a BBBG  DP scene for Evil Angel and Jay Sin, but I really needed the day off to rest and recover (translation...play warcraft).  I slept in for a bit, which means like 10am or so, and then of course played warcraft naked while wrapped in my favorite comforter (btw Crystal Storm totally hooked me up with a comforter from the MGM Grand hotel rooms in Vegas....I didn't ask where she got it, but it's fucking comfy as hell!).

Around 4pm, after wasting away my day playing warcraft, texting my friends, answering emails, surfing the net, and generally being a lazy fucking bum, it was time to actually get dressed and go to the gym.

I hit one of the local gyms in my area, and when I walked in, guess who was entering the gym at the same time?  That's right...Nina Mercedez again!  She actually wanted to talk to me today, she is pretty insulated from the rest of the business, and she didn't understand why she was getting hateful, disparaging myspaces about me from anonymous people.  I had to explain to her about my situation, and why people find me an easy target for their bigotry and discrimination.  She is a very cool woman, who is remarkably savvy about her marketability in this business.  I snapped a quick picture of her about to workout.

I did a great back and bicep workout, worked on my abs, cycled for an hour (and watched the horrible Wizards shit the bed, and at home no less) and then called it a night.  I was starving, so of course I got a fantastic 12" Subway and headed for home.

Derick Pierce and I were going out to a popular place here in Valencia called The Greens.  But he was tired a long day, and passed out without calling me back.  lol.  So guess how I spent my Friday night?  That's right......more warcraft.  God I am a total nerd.

I did get a booking for Sunday, which is good, and I am still looking for a scene on my birthday, which is May 8.  It's going to be a fun month, I have a trip planned May 12-18, another planned for May 23-26, and I already have 5 bookings after those days.

The last thing I want to talk about today is Mark Kismet, a director for Hustler.   I have worked for Mark for over two years now, and I am in every one of his movies, most movies twice actually.  He directs two lines for them, Busty Beauties and Desperate Housewhores.  Throughout the time I have worked for him, he has called on me to do him a variety of favors, such as a small break on my rate, finding him girls who don't have agents (thus saving him money), holding onto checks for him for extended periods of time (up to 6 months once), figuring out what his cast list should be, and finding him other male talent for a movie.  All of these things I will always do for my him and any of my friends.  I am a loyal guy, and I expect that same loyalty back in return.  Unfortunately Mark doesn't seem to feel the same way.  He is shooting at Donny Long's studio, which is unbelievable considering that Mark reads my blog (and he is using another male performer that he knows actively told companies not to use me for doing gay porn when he did it as well).  So hey he can do what he wants with his own productions, I am just not going to be a part of them anymore.  I have enough problems with the people in this business who are against me, I don't need to worry about so-called friends.  He called me and we talked about the situation for a minute, but nothing was resolved and we are just going to part ways I guess.

Overboard Video, Pasta Alert, and Degenerate Gambling

Mood setting time again - Ice Cube .  That should let you guys know my mood today.  Actually the day started off a little rough.  I have mentioned this before, but as a male performer, you get nervous and anxious on the days you don't have a scene, no matter the reason.  I don't know how I would make it if I only worked 10 times a month, I might go on a five state killing spree or something.

My call time was 2pm and I was working for Scott at Overboard Video with Flower Tucci.  I have only worked with Flower once before, and it was a strap-on scene for Evil Angel-Joey Silvera Strap Attack #8.  It was a funny scene where she was wearing a suit and tie and I had a ridiculous white tu-tu on.  Oooookay.  Flower has been in the business for 7 years now, has been on so many boxcovers, loves the musical stylings of Mickey Avalon, and was under contract with Reality Kings until it went awry (no bueno).

Anyhoo, today was a really easy day, because it was just a vaginal cream-pie scene.  I say just because Flower is known for her tremendous ass, ergo she usually does anal scenes (check out many of Seymour Butt's movies or Elegant Angel).  As a matter of fact, Flower told me her first scene ever in the business was an anal scene with Lexington Steele.  Holy shit, thats hardcore (for a few reasons...the basic rule of porn is that a new girl only does boy/girl and then slowly moves into other sex acts, thus maximizing her earning potential....Flower just blew that theory out of the water).  Today, was much, much more tame.  We have pretty good chemistry, or I just like to think that.  In reality, Flower is one of those fantastic porn stars who have a complete grasp of what guys are looking for during a scene.  So she knows exactly where to position herself, what to say, how to move, and basically she is fucking me not the other way around.

After the scene, we jumped into the pool, and of course I had to snap a few pictures.  Flower is such a pretty girl.  Her face reminds me of Savanna Samson a lot!  Also, she is DEFINITELY one of my favorite porn stars because she belongs to the Porn Star Honda CR-V club along with myself and Roxy Deville.  Sweet!  Lastly, what discerning pornstar doesn't have a sweet backpack to go along with her suitcase?  lol

I left the set and headed down to the LA Fitness in Universal City for a great workout.  I lifted shoulders, ran 45 minutes, which is the longest I have run since the Ironman and called it a night (actually the gym was closing so I had to stop......bleah).

While at the gym, I got a bunch of emails and texts from people.  Ben English called to tell me some funny stories and invite me to dinner tomorrow night.  Melissa Lauren texted me and cancelled our plans for dinner and a movie because she............actually who knows why she blew me off.  Derick Pierce was at a dinner with his motorcycle gang, Manuel Ferrara was going to see Ironman, but in Calabasas, Brett Brando and Penny Flame invited me to dinner at 6pm because they are old as fuck, Demi Delia was leaving out of town for a few days, and holy shit, I almost forgot....Phoenix Marie called me from Mexico!

She was telling me that she told her cab driver to take her dancing.  But I guess she must have mentioned something else, or the cab driver was staring at her boobs, because he took her to a strip club!  I guess he thought she meant she wanted to work while she was out there.  Anyway, she went inside and was hanging out for like 5 minutes, when the club manager came up to her and said "how are you doing Phoenix?"  She asked how in the hell he knew who she was, and he said...and I quote..."I read Christian's blog all the time, you are gorgeous!".  How fucking sweet is that?  Not the compliment, the fact that he reads my blog!  lol.  So he convinced her to shake her booty on the main stage for a song (probably didn't need a lot of convincing) and then he had to go monitor which girl was taking which customer in the back for a BJ or a quick lay.  So Phoenix left and did whatever it is that Phoenix is doing in Puerto Vallarta.  lol.  That story made my day when she called.

So now Alan Stafford and Lexi Belle wanted to grab some dinner as well.  I had no plans anymore (thanks again Melissa) and so I picked them up around 830pm.  She was still getting ready, and I snapped two pics of her fantastic moose slippers!  Lexi actually knew a great Italian place close by, and so there we went.  Vitello's has been around for a long time, and is famous for being the restaurant where Robert Blake allegedly killed Bonnie Lee Bakely.  Wild, wild stuff.

It was fantastic food and great service!  I had the chicken ancione, which had chicken in a mushroom sauce with a hint of orange on a bed of linguini.  Lexi had the stuffed shells, and Alan got a fantastic side of breaded zucchini.  For dessert, I had a spumoni wedge that Lexi stole from me.  Whatever.  Notice Lexi with the shirley temple.....awwwww, how cute.

After dinner, I dropped them off, because Johnny Crunch, the director from Blue Moon, wanted to go to Commerce Casino to play a little poker.  Being the degenerate gambler that I am, how could I refuse?  I picked him up and we headed down to Commerce.  We were both playing the 200 buy in 3/5 no limit game.  It was packed tonight, and so we couldn't play at the same table.  My table was pretty damn good, and so I played a bit tighter than I usually do.  I tread water for a few hours, and couldn't really get ahead or fall behind....as a matter of fact when we finally decided to call it a night around 330am, I was up 51 dollars.  Let's not do the math on that hourly, shall we?  Oh, here's something cool, I was sitting next to Olden Polynice at my table.  He is a 15 year NBA veteran and a grumpy, surly dude.  Whatever dude, you are a millionaire......cheer the fuck up!

So as we were walking out, I spied David Lord crawling around the blackjack area looking for one dollar chips that had fallen on the floor.  I am kidding of course, but it's great to know that he is as big a degenerate gambler as myself.  I snapped a quick picture of him, and immediately got swarmed by security.  They took me in the back room (holy shit) and then wanted to see all of my pictures.  Well I am sure they weren't expecting pictures of Flower's ass lol, but they got em!  They made me delete two of my pics, one of Olden and one of the entire floor when it was packed, and sent me on my way.  I kinda wish they had tuned me up, it would have made for a better story for my blog.  lol

As for work, I got booked on the 29th for Matrix Content, Jay Sin booked me for a BGG on the 11th, and Laura booked me for a Boy Girl Girl scene on my birthday, May 8th!  Laura is the greatest.  I want to apologize to her publicly on my blog for what I wrote about her actions the other day.  You know you need a vacation when you criticize the actions of your best friends.  To steal a line from Bill Simmons, the lesson here, as always, is I am an idiot.

Just a great day today, spent time with so many friends, life is just good my friends.  Now I need a Fatburger.......til tomorrow!

Nick Milo, A Shell of My Former Self, and Porn Stars Eat British Food - And Live To Tell About It!

I like throwing a daily theme song up here, so here is your Song For the Day

Just in case you guys haven't figured out my morning routine, it consists of waking up and drinking my Muscle Milk while taking my vitamins, feeding my hedgehogs, turning ESPN Sportscenter on, and plopping my ass on the computer and checking emails and various websites (naked while wrapped in a comforter), and playing Warcraft on my other monitor.  I find myself describing and re-describing this routine, so I vow to never do it again.  I think we all get it.

My call time today was 230pm, but Nick called me at 1pm and asked me if I could make it any earlier.  Of course, I said no.  I live 30 minutes away from his set, and I still hadn't showered and shaved my body (which takes 25-30 minutes).  So by the time I made it to set, it was 2:28pm.  Hey thats still early baby!

I was working with a girl named Miss Brazil.  She is 20, from Vegas, and has done a grand total of 3 boy girl scenes up to this point.  Now I was pretty nervous, because of both my prejudices and experiences in the past.  Okay that sentence sounded really shady, so let me explain.  Black girls are perhaps the least marketable and popular genre in the business.  I think this sucks, because I have always had an affinity for black girls, in high school I used to date a black cheerleader, Angela Taylor, damn she was so sexy.  Porn consumers want to see black guys and white girls, white guys and white girls, but not really black guys or white guys with black girls.  Again, this is a basic generalization and not indicative of any singular black female performer.   But it still sucks.

I have had the pleasure of working with many of the top black girls in the business since I got in.  Vanessa Blue (probably my favorite, big fake boobs, great hair, and does an awesome scene), Jada Fire (many, many times, I love her), Sydney Capri (disappeared), Alexis Silver (just recently!), Velvet Rose (gorgeous and does a great anal scene), Candace Von (tall with great boobs), and Marie Luv (great body) to name a few.  But unfortunately, my opportunities to work with them are pretty limited.  Actually, the last time I requested two black girls, the scene was really crappy because both girls were really terrible performers.  I have done a few scenes with some black girls from south Los Angeles and the surrounding area that were really sub-par to say the least.  I have forgotten their names, which is so rare that it should tell you something.  That's what I meant when I said I was nervous.

Anyway, the scene with Miss Brazil was pretty damn good.  She loves sex and gave me a really good blowjob.  I loved the extensions, and again she enjoys sex so whatever position we were in was fun for her.  I think she needs to shave her area smooth, but that's a pretty minor detail.  Not a bad performer at all, I hope she gets some work in the future.

I would be remiss if I failed to mention Yoko, the greatest makeup artist in the business.  She is so fucking awesome.  I have known her for 3 or 4 years now.  I just wish she would do some scenes.  Seriously, how sexy is she?  She speaks fluent Japanese and has a Hello Kitty fetish (check out the nails).

After my scene, I was pretty damn tired.  Actually I needed a nap evidently, because I passed out immediately for 30 minutes (on the same bed I just fucked on....gross!).  It was a residual effect from playing poker the night before until 330am.  I woke up and took a shower (which is not an easy task at Nick's studio, it's a hassle actually, the shower is like a fucking mountain climb to get to). 

After leaving Nick's studio, I headed over to the Tarzana Community Center for my first basketball game with Mr. Pete's team.  He invited me to play on his team in a fun little league on Sunday nights.  We only had 5 guys, which makes for a lonely bench and a fantastic workout.  I played college basketball at the University of Texas - San Antonio, but I graduated in 1997.  I played a lot of recreational basketball up until 2003 when I left Vegas for Los Angeles.  Since then, my skills have eroded from not practicing nor keeping my skills honed.  Now I am sadly just a shell of my former self.  I am still able to muscle people around and I can still position myself where I am supposed to.  But my shooting touch around the basket is terrible and I can't really handle the ball like I used to. 

We won the game because we had the superior size around the basket, but I didn't play very well, I finished with 12 points, about 8 rebounds or so, 4 turnovers, countless missed layups and chip shots, and a deflated ego.  :(  I am going to start shooting around some at the gym before I lift, so I don't embarrass myself in the future.  Stay tuned.

After the game, I hustled over to Derek's house for his Roast Beef Dinner.  The first Sunday of every month from now on is going to be a traditional English dinner cooked and served by Simon, the computer guy (who is also English) for whoever wants to join us.

Tonight was a fantastic night, there were so many of my friends there, as well as some new acquaintances.  First of all, the Godfather was presiding over the evening, so thank you Derek for a fantastic dinner.  As always, you are the man.

Let's go over the attendees.  Randy Spears and Demi Delia, Eva Angelina and Danny Mountain, Barry Scott and Savannah Gold, Harmony Rose (who at this point just doesn't care what pics of her I take), Alexis Silver (always hilarious), Mia Lelani (who disappeared quickly), Tori Lane (she might be out of her contract soon!), Carly Parker, Paulina Patron, Sara Faye, Halia Hill, and Cassidey (wow, she is a nut.....and she moved to Texas evidently).

And the best part....not one, but two new girls...Charisma and Nikki Jayne!  Neither of them are up on the site yet, but they should be soon.  Charisma is a 21 year old from Florida with some amazing DDs and a cute smile (I think I might be working with her this week).  Nikki Jayne is an English girl from Wigan, 22, tall and lean.  Very, very delightful.  Not sure when she will be up on the site.

We all had a great time.  I think thats partly what makes LA Direct such a great agency to be represented by, its really an extended family of sorts.  We all know each so well, and just add new faces to our network of friends.  Barry Scott got a new tattoo, Harmony Rose showed off her enema collection, Carly Parker couldn't wait to flash me, Savannah Gold got a new pair of sunglasses that she forced me to photograph, Demi was flashing her boobs after 102 glasses of wine, Eva and Danny were bickering like the old married couple that they are, and I was just soaking it all in (and snapping pictures of boobs of course).

 

Randy Spears and I had a wonderful conversation.  This is a guy who has been in the business since 1984.  Holy shit. Sometimes there are days that I wonder if I will make it until the end of this year and this dude is going on his 25th.  lol.  I have known Randy for a while, but we never had a chance to have a one-on-one conversation.  He is an intelligent guy who has had so many emotional and physical ups and downs in this business, and yet he is still an iconic character with both a Wicked and Penthouse directing/performing contract.  That not only makes him resilient, but persistent and determined (insert my favorite quote here!).  He is a huge fan of my blog, and we talked about the ups and downs of being a male performer.  How hard it is to shake your self out of the depression that inevitably sets in at times.  How good the lifestyle we lead is.  How hard it is to date both civilians and porn girls.  How your friends can help or hurt you by leading you down whatever path they are on.  It was a great conversation that I wish we could have continued, hell maybe we will soon.  He is directing a movie for Penthouse, and he might have a spot for me in it.  I hope so, because I owe him one from the Wicked debacle last week.

I said my goodbyes around 1100pm and drove my stuffed, tired ass home.   As I reflected on my day today,  I couldn't help smiling, even with all the negative people that try to bring me down, I am still going strong, staying positive, and moving forward with a smile on my face.  This is going to be a fun week with my birthday coming up on Thursday, I am really looking forward to it.  One of the best things about this business is that no matter what girls try to intimate that you are a gross and disgusting person, that I will always outlast them, and eventually most of them change their opinion later on.  There was a time that Eva Angelina, Demi Delia, Emilianna, and a few others wouldn't work with me.  But once they became my friends and we gained an understanding and mutual respect, and things changed.  Again, I am impervious to anyone trying to get me out of this business or hurt my work/income.  It's just not possible, so many people have tried and failed.  I am too strong and I have too many people that I can call friends.  Thanks so much to you all!

Discovering Penny Flame and Laura's Picture Debut

I want to start off this entry by telling all of you just how lucky and fortunate I am.  Did you guys know that I have about 20 different people from the country of Nigeria just DYING to give me 1,000,000US dollars?  And all I have to do in order to get these riches is send them 227 dollars in processing fees.  Damn, I can't WAIT to get my money!  Thank you Nigeria!

Additionally, I just want to add how cool my Blackberry makes me feel.  Now that I get my email and text messages together, I wake up in the morning and feel like a rock star because I have 21 messages waiting for me.  Of course 18 of them are SPAM (including the horseshit Nigeria emails), but hey, I still feel like a rock star.

Today I drove down to San Diego for the next two days.  Penny Flame invited me to hang out with her at her casa and to shoot a scene for her upcoming website.  I love Penny Flame, and I love a travel adventure, so I hopped into the CR-V and made the 2 hour drive to her place.  She lives on Ocean Beach, which is literally about 500 feet from the water.  She greeted me at the door in a fantastic blue workout outfit, and she just looked so good, I couldn't help myself.  We fucked like rabid dogs in every room in her house, and finished in her bedroom while we watched ourselves in the huge closet mirror.  Of course her Sony Handycam was running the entire time, she is hilarious with it.  I don't know when her site is going live, but it's going to be a crazy site because she takes that fucking camera everywhere.

   

After our scene, we went for a walk and stopped in at The Vine, one of her favorite places to hang.  Its a wine bar/cafe that specializes in a wide variety of cheeses and wine of course.  We had a great time like we always do, there is just no denying our chemistry.  Allow me to gush about Penny Flame for a sentence or two.  Penny is a special girl in this busines.  She isn't a statuesque model-type, nor does she have any jaw-dropping physical features (ass, boobs, etc).  But what she does have is sex appeal.  She is sultry, mysterious, and her bubbly and outgoing personality turns all the boys on.  I am not one who espouses the merits of schlockly, overemotive, ridiculous notions like good karma and positive energy, but with Penny, it somehow just fits her.  If you are a male performer in the business and you don't like working with Penny Flame, you need to find a new line of work.

   

 

After the Vine we decided to head to the beach and check out the water.  I have always been fascinated with the ocean and the marine wildlife that lives in it.  There were tons of tidepools with little crabs in it.  There were tons of kids hanging out there as well, here is a pic of Penny after we interrupted a poetry recital of the classics.  lol

     

     

Here are the obligatory ocean view pics.  Note to self, remember not to give Penny your camera for an extended period of time, because you get some funny pics of Penny mixed in.

 

     

 

After returning to her home, I wanted to show everyone her artwork that was hanging throughout her place.  I think she is pretty damn good, and actually she said she is going to sell much of the art she has completed.  What do you guys think?

     

   

We were going to have dinner later, but Penny had to get to Los Angeles for a scene in the morning.  So we said our goodbyes and I headed for the gym. 

One of my favorite things while travelling is working out at strange gyms.  I love meeting new people and getting a workout somewhere exciting and fresh.  Today was the Wave House Athletic Club right on the beach.  It was nestled in an amusement park complex, but was surprisingly plush.  Also it had the 2nd largest indoor pool I have ever seen (the University of Texas Swim Team Pool is bigger).  I lifted chest and triceps, did my abs, and then got a fantastic 1900 meter swim in 33minutes.  It really felt good to swim that far again.

After my workout, I called Laura for some late night dining.  She knows every restaurant in the city, so of course she had the perfect spot tonight.  Bully's is one of her favorites and it was perfect.  I had the french onion soup and New York steak, and Laura had the oysters and the sirloin steak.  For dessert, Laura had to try the bread pudding, while I had the Key Lime Pie (my 2nd favorite kind of pie behind Lemon Meringue).

   

   

I then spent the night at Laura's mansion in the hills, of course Laura doesn't allow me to sleep inside, she had a sleeping bag set up for me outside in the backyard.  Not cool.  By the way, Laura makes a few dollars as you can tell by this photo of her house.

On the work front, I got booked for Wednesday with Mario Rossi and New Sensations, on Friday with Barrett Blade for a handjob scene, and Chris W. called me about some internet scenes on the weekend.  It's going to be a good month I think.      

Day Off In San Diego

I took the day off today to hang out in San Diego with Laura.  This meant that I stayed in bed until about noon without doing anything but playing around on the computer.  I did some laundry and then finally rallied up to go down to the Naughty American World Corporate Headquarters downtown.  They own the entire floor of a pretty posh office building, and it's always fun to wander around their facilities and check out what's going on.  Andreas, the owner was out for the afternoon, and so was Star Girl.  But I did get to talk to Lauren, who is Laura's assistant and the owner of a fantastic rack.  We need to convince her to get into the business I think.....let's email her and tell her that lauren@naughtyamerica.com .  I visited Vanessa (Vsquad), the affiliate manager, in her office to update her on all the fabulous riches that my blog site wasn't making.   She is tall, blonde and sexy, as a matter of fact let's all email her and ask her why she isn't in the business either vanessa@naughtyamerica.com .  Okay, then I just hung out in Laura's office and wasted a few hours watching her do the 1,482 things that she has to deal with each day (and somehow during this stretch she got me to take care of THREE errands for her.....jesus).  Honestly, Laura has the coolest job in this business, I would kill to trade places with her.

After leaving the NA offices, I headed back to the gym for my workout.  I ran 4 miles in 36 minutes, and then lifted back and biceps, did some abs, and called it a night.  By now, Laura would be finished with work, and we were meeting for dinner.

Laura's niece was going to join us, but evidently she has the same concept of time that I usually do, because instead of 830pm, she strolled in at 930pm.  Whatever.  So by now, all of Laura's favorite restaurants were too close to closing to eat at.  She was pretty annoyed about that, and so we were forced to settle on some late night dining at a place called the Red Fox Room.  It was kind of a dark, old school bar/lounge/pub type place.  And the old people singing songs I had never heard of was a bit disconcerting.  But the food was good, the conversation was lively, and we skipped dessert.

After dinner, I dropped them back off at their place and then hit the road back to Los Angeles.  I have two scenes tomorrow, and I don't want to be away from my hedgehogs and Muscle Milk for another night.  lol.

Today I had two really good conversations on the phone with Manuel Ferrara and Misty Vonage.  Manuel and I have been friends for over a year now, and I will always appreciate the scene I did for him in Evilution #4 with Lucy Lee, Lindsey Meadows, Mackenzie Miles, and Renae Cruz where they were cheerleaders and I was a football player who lost the big game.  It was so much fun!  Anyway, we were talking about the question I had posed about Naughty America and Suite 703.  Manuel works as a performer/director for Reality Kings/IC Porn.  This company will not shoot anyone who has ever done a gay/TS scene under any circumstances.  We had a great discussion about his company, and the business in general, Manuel is a very honest, forthright individual who shoots me straight.  I value his input on any situation, because he knows what he is talking about.

Misty Vonage and I talked about the recent situation with Rhyse and Rhylee Richards, and she is another girl that really surprised me with her knowledge of this business and other performers mentality in general.  There is nothing like an intelligent MILF.  lol.  One of these days Misty and I will go to dinner so I can highlight her more on the blog.

Oh one last thing, after seeing this ad on Erosguide, do you think Priya Rai would work with me if I gave her 1600 bucks for an hour?  lol  - Priya Rai's Escorting Ad .  How much more do you think I would have to pony up to take the condom off?  Interesting.

New Sensations - Overboard Video

Back to the grind today.  My first scene of the day was with New Sensations for Mario Rossi and I was working with the gorgeous Hunter Bryce again.  But this time I don't have to share her with Derick Pierce either!  Good times.  We were shooting at Mario's house, he owns a 3 story, split level place in Woodland Hills.  It's really cool and has lots of vibrant colors and weird futuristic furniture. 

Hunter looked stunning as usual.  I am telling you guys, the more I work with her, the more I like her.  She has a great sense of humor, is outgoing and social, and god damn does she squirt all over the place!  We look good together because of our height (at least I tell myself that....lol).  Mario was very happy with the scene.

She was nervous about the scene because she was on her period, but after we put a sea sponge AND a makeup sponge in there, she was good to go!  New girls are the best, she was incredulous that I didn't care about removing her sponges because of the blood.  Little does she know its like the 5th time this year I removed a sponge from a girl.  lol

After my scene, Justin Slayer was shooting Melanie Jayne, the little blonde girl I worked with last week.  She is such a cute girl!  She said that she had a great time during our scene and she thanked me for my blog entry about her.  She said that now she can google her name and find my site.  Ellie was doing her makeup, and she is also Scott at Overboard Video's makeup artist and production manager.  So I would be seeing her in a few hours as well.  I gave Hunter a ride back to the LA Direct Model House #2 (#1 is Derek's house).  Each house holds about 10 girls each, and sometimes both are totally full, it's always a crazy time there.

Dropped Hunter off, stopped in at a Subway for lunch, and then drove over to Scott's place for my second scene.  I was shooting a scene for Soccer Mom Score! with Violet Adamson.  This is Violet's first Boy Girl scene ever in the business!  lol.  She is 32, from Ohio originally, single, and a really nice girl.  She is a tiny little thing, only about 5'2 with the most gorgeous pair of natural D's.  Seriously, she has great boobs.

It was a fun scene, and she did a fantastic job for her first scene.  She listened to the director's instructions, she moved where I wanted her to move, and she enjoys sex, so the scene went very well.  Just a lovely girl and a lovely day.

After my scene, the next girl about to shoot was in makeup already.  Ellie has been doing porn girls makeup for almost 10 years now!  I am telling you guys, the makeup artists in the business could all be porn stars, I really should do a movie based on makeup artists.  She had a cute redhead named Layla X in the chair, a thin 19 year old girl from Florida.  Very sexy in pigtails.

I still had a few hours to kill before I had to pick up Phoenix Marie at the airport, so of course I went to the gym for a killer shoulder workout, did some abs, and then hustled over to the Burbank airport to snatch Phoenix up.

She was hungry after a long day of getting beaten up in her scene, oh and check out her right boob!  The male performer decided to bruise the fuck out of it.  Nice.  Now she has to cancel a few days of work because it looks so bad.

We stopped into the Four and Twenty Restaurant on Laurel Canyon in Studio City.  Derick Pierce and I eat there after going to the gym a lot.  Actually, Derick called me because he was riding around town with Claire Dames on his bike.  So we all had a nice little dinner together.  Claire is such a nice girl.  She is so very pleasant and always has a smile on her face.  I can't imagine any guy not excited about getting to work with her.  She has really made a great name for herself in the two years she has been in the business.  She showed me her new foot tattoo (her best friend Kylie Reese got a matching one).  My cajun chicken pasta was really spicy and tasted so good!  And of course I had the lemon meringue pie for dessert.

 

After dinner, I dropped Phoenix off at her casa and headed home to drop into bed.  My call time tomorrow in 900am, ugh.  Oh I got booked on Sat and Sun for 2 MILF scenes, and I got booked on Sunday for Scott again.  It should make for a busy, busy weekend.

My 34th Birthday - Not an Especially Good Day

I turned thirty four years old today.  I have never been a big birthday celebration guy, and today was no different.  My ideal day is pretty boring, and I like it like that.  Some of my friends wanted me to throw a party, but that's just not me.  Last year Lisa Ann cooked dinner for me and some of my close friends over at Brett Brando's house, that was really special.  I have some fantastic friends in my life and I am very thankful for all of them.  Gene Ross wrote a nice little story about my birthday!  That's very nice of him - Article .  And then my good friend Billy Watson mentioned my blog on his popular blog!  Article #2

I must have received well over 100 text messages and phone calls from well wishers.  There is nothing that puts a smile on my face more than a text from a friend or acquaintance.  Thank you all so much for your support and friendship. 

I was working for Naughty America today.  Laura was kind enough to book me for a Boy Girl Girl scene and allowed me to choose who I wanted to work with.  This turned out to be a real clusterfuck of an operation, but it ended up fine in the end.  Originally I asked for Shawna Lenee, she is stunning, blonde, great boob job, and we hadn't worked together yet.  She lives with a gay porn star who works for Suite 703, so I thought she would be a pretty cool chick.  Cancel that one, Shawna told A List that she wouldn't work with me.  I find that pretty strange, but what can you do?  Then I met a new girl, Charisma, at the LA Direct dinner on Sunday.  So Laura booked her.......and she promptly disappeared into the night before completing even her first scene!  So strike two.  Then we went with Jayden James, another girl I have never worked with, who is absolutely stunning.....and her test is no good.  So at this point, I said forget the new girls....I am going with two of my favorites to work with.....Gianna Lynn and Savannah Stern.  Except Savannah told LA Direct she had jury duty and couldn't do the scene (oooookay).  So THEN we put in Christa Moore.  Gold Star couldn't get ahold of the day before the scene, so they switched her out with Cassidy Clay.  But then Christa re-appeared and was put back in the scene.  So finally, we were settled with Gianna Lynn and Christa Moore.  Whew!  lol

My call time today was 900am.  They always do this to me, and it's annoying.  I get there at 900am and they don't need me at all until 1030am for the still photos.  But then the first time I show up like 30 minutes late they scream and moan about call times (actually this is every company in the business, who am I kidding).  Damn, 900am is early as hell to be fucking.....lol

Gianna Lynn and I have always worked well together, with the exception of our first scene together three years ago when she was brand new and I totally bombed.  That really sucked, but after I redeemed myself, we have worked together many times since.  I would guess at least 7 or 8.  Just so you know, if you asked the entire male performer population about Gianna Lynn, about 96 percent of them would have her as one of their favorites.  She is just so nice and sweet, she has great boobs, her tattoos make her exotic and appealing, and she does a fantastic scene....what's not to like?

Christa Moore is a relatively new 21 year old girl from Texas.  We have worked together twice before and both have been great scenes.  She is not really the greatest actress in the whole world, but she is very, very pretty and does a good scene.  I love her hair, face, boobs, body, ass, the entire package really.  Throw in the fact that she is a Texan, and I am hooked!  Unfortunately, Christa wasn't feeling real well today, and I think it hampered her performance a bit.

The scene took place in Naughty America's office set.  Which was is really cool and very authentic.  Unfortunately it was long on authenticity and short on practicality.  There was nowhere to do any positions except an uncomfortable missionary on the desk where I was literally almost holding Gianna up with my arms (with really hurts my back).  Doggy should have been the easiest, but I am so tall and Christa is so short, that standing doggy is almost impossible, so she put one of her legs on the chair.....which was a rolling chair (not good times either).  Then after that, there was nowhere to do cowgirl or reverse cowgirl......except on the aforementioned rolling chair (or the floor I guess).  Remember I am 6'5, so I was having  to basically leverage my back on the edge of the chair and hold each girl up.  Again this killed my back, I felt like I was going to die.  It got to the point where the scene was finished, but obviously there was nowhere to fuck to a pop shot, so I had to jerk myself off to pop.  But my back hurt so bad, I couldn't sit in a chair to do it, I had to lay down flat on the floor.  Not a good time my friends, not a good time.

After my scene, I was in real pain, so I wanted to get home as quickly as possible.   Of course I had to answer the tons of birthday wishes I was getting, which made driving in a straight line very difficult.  lol.  I made it back to the house, and promptly passed out.

Phoenix Marie was going to take me out to dinner tonight.  I didn't want anyone else to go, just a simple dinner for two.  She texted me at 3pm and asked where I was, I texted back that I was home.  Then I passed out for about 3 hours.  I awoke to another 50 texts and like 4 of them were from her wondering where I was.  Which I thought was strange considering I told her I was home and then she didn't hear from me (because I was asleep).  She knew I wasn't feeling great, so where else would I be, but home?  So now I am annoyed and my back is still hurting, and now Phoenix is jacking around as well?

To cut a long story short, I ended up doing nothing but laying in my bed for the rest of the evening and fell asleep watching the NBA playoffs.  Not really a special birthday, but what can you do?

Then to really hammer it home, Chris, one of the agents at LA Direct called me around 9pm with a last minute job tomorrow for Aaron at Naughty at Home, who I have worked for many times.  It was with Abby Rode, an attractive hooker who started doing porn a few months ago so she can charge more to escort.  When they called her about the scene, she, of course, didn't want to work with me and even when told that the scene was going to be cancelled, she still refused.  So she would rather not make her 1000 dollar scene rate than work with me.  lol.  Chris was pretty frustrated about the situation, and I told him that I appreciated him working so hard for mes.  He is a good guy.

I am sure that everyone who reads my blog is noticing how often that I seem to be on a girl's no list.  I wish I could say that this uncommon or something new.  Unfortunately, this is just another flareup, there have been several throughout my career.  Three years ago, when I was repped by Exotic Star Models, which is now A List Talent, the news broke about my past and my own agents didn't want to deal with me.  Then two years ago, there was a huge thread started on Adult DVD Talk, an industry forum, where I was attacked by some internet posters.  Then last year, Michael Fattorosi, Vanessa Blue, and a few other anonymous internet posters attacked me on XXX Porn Talk, another industry forum.  And now, of course, the infamous Donkey Long is trying his luck.  All of these attacks do three things, first they polarize agents, directors, and performers who are either in my camp or not.  It separates David Lord, Naughty America, Matrix Content, Vivid, and the people who support me, with the people who I would have thought would be on my team, but aren't (Van Styles, Kevin Moore, Robby D, etc etc).  Second, it causes a flare in the number of girls who won't work with me.  There is no denying this is a fact as you can plainly see from my posts.  But on the other hand, the girls who will work with me become my biggest supporters and I can always count on the support of Derek and the rest of LA Direct Models.  So my work doesn't really suffer at all.  I still do my 25 scenes a month, and the girls who won't work with me slowly fade out of the business or don't bother me anymore.

Lastly, lets be completely honest here, of course I realize that every one of my enemies reads my blog every day and scours it for anything useful they can use against me.  How funny is that, the only information they talk about, is the very information I am disseminating to them.  Then they think it hurts me when they try to use my own information against me......hey geniuses, if really thought I was relaying potentially harmful information, I wouldn't say anything at all.  Okay that's enough for today.

Solo Scene and Catching a Firefly

I think I got probably as many belated birthday wishes as I got actual ones today.  Pretty damn cool.  My day today has to be better than yesterday, because yesterday was not really a fun time.  Of course I wasn't working this morning because of Abby Rode's cancellation last night, so I had plenty of time to do my usual. 
My good friend Billy Watson was shooting some solo scenes for a website, so that's what I did today.  Solo scenes don't come around very often, I think I have done about 5 in the last year or so.  But they are easy and basically just me jerking off with a camera watching me.  Whatever. 

Billy and I had a great conversation after the scene.  He is a very interesting and knowledgeable person.  We have a similar background, and have been in this business for almost the same amount of time.  We talked about this phase of our life (actually Jack Lawrence, another male performer used that expression describing his time in the business) and when it will end, what we will do, and where we will go.

I am pretty secure in the knowledge that my future is pretty safe.  I save much of my money (it's not hard when you own a paid for 2005 Honda....lol).  I can always live in Las Vegas, or San Antonio, or Dallas, or any number of cities.

Really I would like to move to London for a year or two.  One of my best friends that I have known since I was 14 lives there with his wife.  London would be great because it would give me access to travel throughout Europe (and watch tons and tons of football matches).

Anyway, after the scene I had to hustle to go pick up my friend Gayle Moher!  She was in town for the weekend, and she wanted to have dinner tonight.  Derek was kind enough to snag us some reservations at Firefly, his favorite restaurant/lounge in Studio City.   

Firefly is very very posh and trendy.  It's so cool that the outside is just a wall of ivy and a doorman out front.  No signs, no neons, no specials, no nothing.  lol.

Inside is fantastic, its a blood red interior with a bar immediately on your right.....traveling thru the bar leads to a faux library with cushy seats and candles.  The restaurant is to the right of the library and is a large room with high ceilings.  There is also a bar back here as well.  The waitresses are all very pretty and tiny and wear white almost see thru tops.  Very, very distracting.   lol.

We had a drink at the bar while waiting for our table.  Gayle is an interesting woman who travels around the world.  She has been a professional bodybuilder for some time now and has had a nice career.  We met at AVN a few years back when she and another bodybuilder, Lauren Powers, were starting some website.  Gayle is a fantastic woman, we have many of the same interests, and I always like to see her when she comes to LA.

We were seated to our table and I immediately ordered my favorite appetizer in the world.....steak tartare.  For those who don't know, its raw steak with a quail's egg on top of it, with a zesty sauce underneath.  You mash it all up together and then eat it on the small bread portions.  TO DIE FOR!

After that, we shared the pea soup, which was excellent and then ordered our main course.  Gayle had the Porterhouse and I had the Hen Breast.  Derek joined us soon afterward, and regaled us with funny stories about the problems and headaches that he has to deal with on a daily basis.

It was a fabulous dinner, capped off with a fantastic lemon tart for desert.  We then said our goodbyes and headed home.  I dropped Gayle off at her hotel and called it a night.

Pulse - Cougars - Cuban Food - Sapphire

I am feeling really energized today.  I woke up with purpose and conviction.  As a matter of fact, lets throw on a song that always gets me pumped up - System of a Down - Chop Suey.   If you can't get moving to THAT song, you are either in a coma or just coming off lobotomy surgery.  Yesterday was so much better than my birthday, it was like night and day.  And then today was even better!

My first scene was for Jeff Coldwater at noon, but he was running late on shooting the pickup scene.  So I was able to go to the bank, tan, pick up my dry cleaning, and get a manicure/pedicure.  All this before noon even!  I finally got the call from Jeff to get to set, and off I went.

I was working with a brand new girl named Chantell Merino.  She is 20 years old, from Southern California, and has only done 8 boy girl scenes so far (and all with black guys).  I am her first white guy ever in the business!  I was pretty sure that this wasn't a good thing, as my penis was going to feel tiny in comparison.   For some reason this girl really reminded me of Gianna Michaels, which is definitely a good thing because I love that girl.  Similar facial features and similar behavior.  I love the tattoo on her target spot "dgaf", which stands for Don't Give a Fuck.  Stay classy, San Diego.

It was an easy scene, I think it could about an hour in and out the door.  Sometimes my job is so ridiculously easy.  She did a pretty good scene for being so new, I just wish she gave a better blowjob.  Oh well, no one is perfect. 

After my scene, I had plenty of time to hit the gym for a great chest and triceps workout, some abs, but before I could get to the cardio portion of my workout, the director Chris W called me to set for my second scene.

I was shooting at the same studio that I shot my solo scene yesterday.  I shoot here almost every week, because there are three studios inside.  This place is located downtown in the heart of Koreatown, and when you reach the front door, its pretty ominous.  After entering you have to go up some stairs which then leads into a hallway.  The red door is Billy Watson's studio, the door to the right is Nick Milo's and the door at the end is Chris W.'s (and where I was shooting today).

 

I arrived at the studio just in time to meet Bailey Brooks, a very pretty girl from Florida.  She showed off her cool shoes and fantastic boobs.

I was shooting an internet scene for an Anal Creampie Cougar site with Vanessa Videl.  Vanessa is a 45 year old woman who lives just outside Los Angeles, and has been in the business for almost three years now.  She is really tall, 5'11, and has a gorgeous face which is now framed with a fantasticly sexy new haircut.  We have worked together a few times in the past and I really like her.  She can be a bit over the top with the dialogue, but that's always better than the opposite.

We shot the pickup scene outside, which is very rare.  Most directors are scared of getting arrested or fined for shooting outside.  So we got the dialogue out of the way quickly and headed back inside.  We did all the stills first and then starting shooting video.  I was fine for the first 15 minutes, but then suddenly I felt like I got struck by lightning in my skull.  I had a splitting headache and couldn't see straight.  I quickly left the room and headed into the adjoining cool, dark, air conditioned room.  By the way, no porn sets will ever have air conditioning running because the camera picks it up and it ruins the dialogue.

After resting for about ten minutes, my headache subsided, and I was able to continue and finish the scene.  It was a tough scene for a couple of reasons, the white leather couches were not fun, I was really tired and hungry, and the bright lights were burning a hole into my brain.  lol.

The scene ended at 8:55pm.  Which was perfect timing, because I was meeting Gayle Moher, Jonnie Darkko and his wife Kianna Dior for dinner at 9pm at Xiomara in Hollywood (don't ask me how to pronounce that). 

Xiomara is a Cuban influenced Spanish food restaurant that is very, very good.  Jonnie is a food afficionado, and so I was excited about dinner tonight.  Gayle looked stunning as usual, but Kianna stole the show.  I hadn't seen her in over a year and she looked spectacular!  She told me that she might be getting back into the business, so we will see.  We had a great dinner, the house specialty is their mojito's, made with sugar cane right there at the bar.  I started off with a black bean soup with fried okra, and then had the Chicken Patacones for dinner.  Gayle and Jonnie had the paella, which they both raved about.  I said possibly the dumbest thing I have ever said when Jonnie made a comment about the paella being too salty, and I asked if paella is supposed to be salty at all.  To which he replied, um its full of things from the ocean bro (sounds of me slapping myself on my forehead).  For dessert we shared the chocolate souffle, which gave me another opportunity to photograph her ridiculously awesome boobs.  :)

Jonnie is one of my best friends in this business.  We have spent many nights having dinner and talking about the business, life, girls, money, etc etc.  We have many of the same interests, likes and dislikes.  I would do anything for him, because I consider him a close, close friend.  I am lucky to have a bunch of respected people in this business in my corner.  Jonnie is definitely one of those people, but there are many more.

After saying our goodbyes, Gayle and I traveled to Studio City to meet up with Derek, Demi Delia, and Nikki Jayne at the Sapphire, an upscale lounge.  I had a great time there, it was fun to see all the civilian boys staring at the girls boobs.

I was getting up at 5am in the morning tomorrow, so I needed to get home for some much needed shuteye.  Hope your day was as good as mine, but that will be tough.