Savanna Hartwood is a very sexy MILF TS that is brand new to the adult world. Watch Christian give her the expert touch as he shows off her fit body before plunging his stiff cock into her tight ass bareback.
This has been 3 years in the making, and finally, it has come to fruition. Here is my very own website that I own & operate 100 percent myself. I launched with 50 full hardcore scenes, and I will be updating every week. So without further ado....
The 8th was my girlfriend's birthday, and I splurged and bought her a fantastic diamond necklace...
and a scrub daddy. lol (it was from Shark Tank one of our favorite shows to watch together).
We spent a fabulous day at the gym, eating lunch, getting a mani/pedi, having a beautiful dinner, and of course lots of sex in our hotel room. Good times indeed! I love her very much and look forward to many more birthday celebrations with her.
Then it was off to the airport for my trip to Thailand for 2 weeks. The flight getting there was almost the death of me, 16 hours to get to Hong Kong where I was in a middle seat (at least it was the bulkhead with plenty of legroom) and then a 5 hour layover before another 4 hour flight to Bangkok. Then another hour to get my luggage and get through customs. Seriously the most brutal flight ever. Thankfully I can sleep anywhere at anytime, I had some great podcasts to listen to (thanks Bill Simmons!), and I finished a fantastic book about soccer as well.
I have never met the guy running the network of sites (Island Dollars) I was supposed to be working for. We talked on skype many times, and he seemed nice enough, plus the owner of Grooby, Steven, vouched for him. We spoke about doing 10-12 scenes in 12 days and calling it a successful trip. He was waiting for me at the airport, we said hello, and drove the hour and a half from the airport to Pattaya, another city famous for tourism (and cheap hookers).
He had a truly fantastic suite set up for me and our shoots. 2 big bedrooms with comfortable beds, big showers, plus a nice little kitchen. The hotel also had a sweet little gym set up beautifully for me to do cardio. I knew I was in the right place when my maid for the 2 weeks was named "Porn" hahaha classic.
There was a 7-11 right next door to the hotel and right in front of it was a sort of mom & pop store where I ate breakfast every morning - 4 eggs, white rice, and a chicken breast. Total cost 60 baht (about $1.80).
The exchange rate is basically 30baht per dollar. So I was basically walking around there a millionaire lol. This is why so many British ex-pats live there, because its super cheap and the girls are super cheap as well. You can get any girl or ladyboy you want for 1000baht for the hour and probably 2500baht for the entire night. Thats 33 bucks and 75 bucks in US dollars. yikes!
He was a real professional who does business the right way. The more time I spent around him, the more impressive he became. He knows his business, knows how to get things done, and understands how to get scenes shot well & efficiently. He has been doing this in Thailand for almost 14 years and has the entire country buttoned up. Here is a link to his flagship site - Ladyboy Gold
I wanted to have a sure thing for my first scene when I woke up in the morning. So I requested Shasha, who famously did a scene with me for Joey Silvera 2 years ago that really blew up. She is absolutely gorgeous and a superstar. She agreed to do the scene, drove all the way from Bangkok to Pattaya, and then had some sort of argument/meltdown before she got to the hotel, then turned around and went home. Well alrighty then!
So he called up a local girl, Natty, who turned out to be fantastic! Just a great performer and someone I would be seeing again soon.
After the scene, I decided to hit the local gym instead of the hotel one. Tony's Gym is on both sides of the street and stocked with all the latest in cardio equipment....if the year was 1987. Seriously the bikes were rusted hulks that barely worked, and the treadmills had computers that looked like IBM's from the early 90's. Not good times. Also Thailand is SUPER humid, so the long distance cardio workouts leave me DRENCHED in sweat. I mean it was so bad that I was slipping on the treadmill bc it was so wet from sweat. But on the plus side, I was losing weight and body fat during the trip. Good times.
Thailand is where Red Bull was invented. So its EVERYWHERE here, and all sorts of rare extra strength ones too!
Then next 2 weeks was a constant stream of ladyboys coming into the room, getting fucked hard, and sent on their way. Here is a list with some pics...
This is the only LB (ladyboy) that I couldn't remember her name. She could do the splits, which was cool, and she did a nice scene.
Jasmine was a veteran model with a HUGE cock, and a love for Manchester United. She was over 30, very sexual, and a lot of fun.
Candy was pretty much the hottest LB of the trip, she was super cute, and looked more Japanese than anyone else. She has colored contacts that makes her pupils bigger & rounder, a nosejob, cool hair, plus a great makeup job.
I loved the way she crinkled up her face when she laughed. How cute is that?
Mai, was my favorite LB of the entire trip, she had a super cute face and I loved her hairstyle. She was a very good performer, and had a cool personality as well. I asked to work with her again after the scene. There was just something about her that I really liked.
Mos was sort of shy, had braces, and loved getting fucked hard.
He then brought Natty back for Round 2. We had a great time again, and she really, really, really likes to get fucked hard. I mean she LOVES it.
Benz, tall, soft, beautiful, quiet. She had a very demure way about her, but when the sex started, her gape was fucking INCREDIBLE. Seriously, it was absolutely amazing how big she gaped.
LOOK AT THAT GAPE! HOLY SCHNIKEYS!
Diamond was a good performer, enjoyed the D, and didn't complain about the size of the D. Good times.
Pook was a super tiny little model that was very feminine. She seemed young, and had a lot of enthusiasm. I liked her a lot.
After my scene with Pook, I asked him if we could go to the Sanctuary of Truth. It was so cool! It looks super old, but in reality is not.
There were a large amount of animals on the property, and it was not cool how they were treated. Frankly, animal abuse in 3rd world countries is terrible and talking about it just makes me sad. But seeing 100 rabbits with dirty fur, in a hutch with no grass or straw that was filthy, was heartbreaking. Also, they had 2 elephants that you could feed, which was awesome until the guy started hitting one on the trunk with his rod. Hey man, cut it out I said to him. Just brutal.
Also, there are literally hundreds & hundreds of stray dogs just roaming the streets of Pattaya. They are fucking everywhere! I found out that because Thailand is a Buddhist country, they don't believe in harming the animals, bc they are reincarnated people? I literally saw over 50 random dogs when I walked the mile from the gym to my hotel one night. Brutal.
Belle, not the greatest complexion, but she really turned out to be a top notch performer as the scene developed. She really looked good sucking dick. Great hair.
Jame was a very striking LB. She looked different from the other LB, but I couldn't figure out how. She almost looked Indian. Fantastic booty.
He then did me a solid and had Mai back again. Seriously, she was far & away my favorite. So tiny, so thin, such a gorgeous face. We did a shower scene this time and fucked all over the shower & bathroom area.
Om, she was a bit older than the others at 27. Tall, great boobs, fantastic ass, and loved sucking cock. I fucked her super hard and she loved it. Laid back and cool LB.
Mini, young, cute face, other than that, just an average girl. Solid 5 out of 10 lol.
Job, the strangest girl of the trip. She seemed out of it, didn't want to be there all that much, and didn't particularly like getting fucked. She was pretty, but again, she just seemed sort of off.
Candy II - the superstar of the trip. Joey Silvera had told me she was a real star, so I asked him to work with her and he got it done (and of course he banged her in a scene after me lol). Candy was pretty amazing. She was super hard the entire scene, she was a great performer who knew just what to say, and she had a perfect butt that I enjoyed destroying. Honestly, I should have shot a scene with her for my own site somehow.
I shot a scene every single day I was there, and should have done 2-3 more had I not overslept for 1 scene, and 2 other girls had to cancel. But hey, 17 scenes is more than the 12 scenes I had expected to do, so I was happy, and he said he was over the moon.
We said our goodbyes and he asked me to do another trip sometime soon. I had a great time there, but in all honesty I really missed my girlfriend, 14 days was too long away from her. One of my 2015 resolutions is to start doing what Mark Wood & Francesca Le do, have your significant other travel with you no matter what.
The flight home was much faster and smoother. We actually landed a few hours early to LAX, and I needed those hours. My girlfriend, who was having a rough month, had left her laptop work computer in LA (we live in Vegas) and couldn't come back and get it before she left for Hawaii the next day. So I took the Van Nuy's FlyAway the hour drive up into the valley, had her brother drop the laptop off at my buddy Jeff Coldwaters, grabbed about 5 hours of sleep, and then took the flyaway back to LAX the next morning at 6am. And that my friends, is why I am a quality boyfriend.
We were flying to Hawaii today for Christmas. This is strange for me, because usually I am in Texas with my family. But she really needed this holiday, and I haven't been back to Hawaii since my first time there in 2011 with my friend Sasha (damn I had a great time too). 5 days in a tropical paradise with the love of my life during Christmas. GREAT TIMES my friends GREAT TIMES.
This year has been an absolute revelation for me personally & professionally and my beautiful girlfriend has been the catalyst for all of it. I was stuck in a terrible rut, bereft of a clear path, and desperate for a way out of the morass of this business. She has been the light of my life, and someone that I care more about than anyone I have ever met in my life...ever. period. I love her with all my heart & soul.
I leave you all with this picture of us strolling the beach in Waikiki on Christmas night. I tread lightly with a smile on my face and love in my heart my friends. Be well.
Hey you guys! I totally didn't even realize that Christian updated this blog anymore! I saw his Porn Star Luggage Blog on Twitter yesterday and I thought about this one. I went to search the couple of guest entries I had made on his CSTB blog and it made me check to see if he still had the same password. That retard hasn't changed his username and password in 7 years. Unreal.
So here's what's up.
He's happy as a fly on shit. Has an amazing girlfriend. Takes life one day at at time like most of us. Enjoys the precious moments as they zoom by. Cherishes his family and close friends and calls people he loves on the telephone. I know, weird, right??
He's not the devil. He never was. He just loves sex, all things sexual, he loves to be deviant, and he loves money.
strange day today, I was not feeling so well in the morning, so I tried to sleep in and see if that helped. Unfortunately, our industrial 2 story loft has one entire wall that is basically a giant window. So we are up when the suns comes up which is about 6am most days.
Additionally I like to get started working early in the morning, I get anxiety from not being productive, even though I work way too hard for not much money. My philosophy for the past couple of years has been to work harder not smarter and just try to outwork people for pennies & nickels. I have the luxury of being debt free & have a significant amount of money in savings, but I understand many of my colleagues don't have either luxury.
I always check the VOD stats for the 5 sites I have titles on, check my Clips4Sale stats, and then check all of my affiliate program stats. I am a sucker for a good Microsoft Excel spreadsheet, I have about 30 of those suckers going for all types of random statistics.
After checking stats, posting affiliate links, and generally reading my morning articles, then usually I get tired again and pass out for an hour or so. Then I am back up and posting promo links on the various accounts I run.
Today I didn't get much accomplished because my parents were arriving and I wanted our house to be spotless. We cleaned damn near every single thing in our entire house, threw trash away, organized, folded, and de-porned our place.
We only live about 8 minutes from the airport, so its pretty easy to just pop out of my house and be at passenger pick-up quickly. Its always nice to spend time with my parents, and we enjoyed a huge Italian lunch of rigatoni bolognese at my Aunt & Uncle's house where they were staying.
They really like my girlfriend. They recognize the previous mistakes I have made, and how lucky I am to have the perfect woman in my life now. Lexi is amazing, so personable, witty, intelligent, and well put together. She makes a great impression with everyone in my life that she meets.
After lunch, I took her home and headed to the gym for a 76 minute bike ride and 1.05 mile run plus some ab exercises.
I spent much of the bike ride in conversation with Mike, who I generally talk to on the phone for about 2.5 hours a day...every day...throughout the day. lol
After the workout, I grabbed dinner for both of us (Subway) and headed home. We ate together, and then watched The Profit in bed. It was a fantastic episode about a BBQ place in South Carolina. We LOVE LOVE LOVE Marcus Lemonis.
Then it was back on the computer to do some editing of videos, rotating of pictures, and figuring out why some photo & video sets didn't get uploaded onto my new TS website that I am building. It is 90 percent done and should be up in a few weeks. I am hopeful that this time it will work, but we will see.
My life has become even more consistent on a daily basis than ever before. I am writing this at 1:30am because I tired & bored of selecting 5 tour photos for each of the 51 scenes that I plan on using to launch my new TS website. This is going to be my third attempt at having my own website, the first 2 attempts were miserable failures. Christian Does Them All was slowly making more money each month, but my webmaster didn't enjoy working harder each month to make it. My second attempt Kinky Exploits was just getting off the ground, but the guy who owned the Affiliate Program decided that fucking my ex-girlfriend was more important to him than our friendship. So, I decided to go to alone and if this doesn't work, I am giving up on having my own site.
I think it's important to note that my girlfriend owns & operates her own HUGELY successful website - Fem Dom Empire and she has been fantastic in pointing me in the right direction & keeping me focused on moving forward with it.
I am 90 percent finished with it, and just waiting for CC Bill to approve my payment processing as well as Zuzana Designs to finish with my banner and the color scheme of the site. I have already spent 1000 to CCBill and 1400 to Zuzana Designs, as well as 270 to Elevated X and 150 to Certified Hosting. This site is killing me and it's not even up yet! Yeesh.
I generally wake up around 6am. This is not so much because I want to, but mostly because we have an entire wall that is a window which is super bright as the sun comes up. Its almost impossible to sleep past 6am. That is my cue to take a leak, grab my comforter, and shuffle over to the computer. Then I check all my affilliate stats, make some Twitter posts, check my email, and figure out what my plan is for the day.
I live in Las Vegas now, which means I am further disconnected from the mainstream porn industry than ever before. I have done a total of 6 scenes in the past 5 months for other companies. But in that same time period, I have shot 51 content trade shoots for my store/site/vod company. Do I miss performing 20-25 times a month for companies like I have since 2004? No suprisingly not at all.
The adult industry has become extremely biased against current crossovers, and although I have always had the support of the agents & producers in the past, those days are long gone. Now I am lumped into the same category as everyone else, and shooting scenes has become a huge hassle. Not to mention that I am over 40 now, and this biz has become a young man's game. The next generation of male performers like Chad White, Bruce Venture, Richie Black, Brick Danger, Jessy Jones, Clover, etc. etc. is upon us.
This is my last stand in adult. I tried to fight it off for as long as I could, but I have to admit that to myself. After this incarnation of my career has ended, I will be forced to find the next chapter in my life. I hope I don't sound bitter or angry, because I am not. I am extremely happy & proud of my career in this biz.
Thanksgiving is coming up next week, which means my parents are coming to Vegas because my entire family & relatives celebrate here. Additionally, my girlfriend's mother, sister & brother are coming too! This is yet another step in solidifying to the world that we are going to be together forever. I love her more than I have ever loved anyone in my life. I wake up kissing her and I go to sleep at night doing the same thing. We have yet to get into an argument or fight, and spend each other with each other for the majority of it. We make a great team and our careers have slowly become more & more integrated with each other. I act as her production manager, I book all the girls, speak to the agents, give them the information, and tell her what flights to book. I hire the makeup artist, pick the male talent, and figure out the locations. I also act as her production assistant on set, and sometimes even perform in a scene for her as well.
I still speak to my buddy Mike on a daily basis. I still speak to Kevin, Lisa Ann, and a few others on a semi-daily basis. But other than that, I have distanced myself from everyone except to make a comment or two on twitter. And god damn it feels good. I spend more time with my friends here in Vegas that I have known for over 10 years. I see friends and acquaintances that I knew before I got into porn. I spend every day with my beautiful girlfriend. Life is so so good right now.
I know that the problems I was worried about a year ago are still in the rearview mirror. But at this point I am going to make one last attempt to earn enough money to save more money and protect my future. The best part is my girlfriend also looks to the future just like me. She has an IRA, savings, and equity account too! It's very refreshing to be with someone so responsible.
I am rambling now because its past 2am now. I am shooting 2 content scenes tomorrow with Karen Fisher and Alura Jenson so I better get some rest. Good night everyone!
I was in Los Angeles with Lexi Sindel as we were shooting a few scenes for her site The Femdom Empire and I had some things to do in LA as well. Today we shot some FANTASTIC scenes with Kendra James & Rachele Richey with Wolf Hudson. Seriously, the performers all had great chemistry, and the scene just flowed together wonderfully. Here are a few pics from the scenes.
After the scene, which was shot downtown, I had nothing else to do and all night to do it. Now a few months ago some intrepid performers created APAC, which stands for Adult Performer Advocacy Committee. It is run by Chanel Preston & James Deen with help from Ela Darling, Eric John, Casey Calvert, and Dana Dearmond.
I drove over to the Silverlake area of Los Angeles where the meeting began at 8pm sharp. The space had a very AA type feel, a large open room with lines of metal folding chairs facing 2 or 3 people speaking. I arrived a few minutes before 8pm and the attendance was quite frankly, rather sparse with about only 15-20 people. Of course that's because this is porn, so within the next 10 minutes literally another 15-20 people came in. Within the group of attendees was a strange mix of veterans, males & females, newbies, and superstars. Alex Chance, Janice Griffith, Nina Hartley, and Chloe Amour were the biggest names in attendance, but Sovereign Syre, Richie Calhoun, Jovan Jordan, Marilyn Moore, Paisley Parker, James Bartholet, Stephanie Special, Jimmy Broadway, Charlie Comet & Kinky Gaga, Loni Legend, the former Alison Faye, and a few others I didn't know were there as well.
The meeting lasted a little over an hour and Chanel ran the meeting herself. She went over these topics in order:
The upcoming LA AIDS walk - fundraising for this event is being handled by Dana, who gave tips & pointers on how to raise funds and/or attending the walk with her. You can donate - HERE
AB1576 - confirming that this was dead and dusted and thanks to the performers who helped fight this.
Upcoming meeting with FSC and Diane Duke to gather information about healthcare and credit union accounts for performers.
APAC information letter to all the agents - informing them of APAC's mission and/or getting the APAC mission statement to all of their performers.
Model Bill of Rights & Professional Code of Conduct for models & directors/producers
Recap of the Moratorium & information about future Moratoriums
Fundraising Efforts and Ideas
Getting more people to attend APAC meetings
Chanel would open the floor for questions, comments, concerns, and suggestions after each item. I was impressed with the attention & participation of many of the attending performers. Many porn functions degenerate into informal social parties, but this meeting was different in that respect and that's a good thing.
Chanel & James were very good at keeping the meeting moving forward, flowing with ideas, and keeping people involved. I was very impressed with their skills & abilities as leaders.
As for the concept of APAC as a whole, I think it has a great chance to gain momentum and become a valuable resource for all performers. Having Chanel & James in charge is HUGE because they are both superstars with impeccable reputations within the business. When they speak, people listen.
They are still working on their website. This is also extremely important for the future of APAC. Making the APAC website the first site performers go to for information rather than an outsiders blog will help performers especially during moratoriums.
I told Chanel after the meeting that she has to run APAC like a Baptist church congregation. The message is important, but the next 2 most important things to them is fundraising & membership drives. Someone needs to be in charge of these areas exclusively. There is absolutely no reason why there shouldn't be 200 people at these meetings, especially on a Sunday evening when no one is working. I told her I could get 200 people to a meeting and everybody hates me. lol
I honestly hope Chanel & James can get APAC going and turn it into a positive force for all peformers both new & old. Information is power and the majority of performers have a need for more information. Let's check back in a few months and see how much they have progressed. But I came away from my first meeting with a great first impression. Kudo's to them.
One thing that always stuck in my craw about my long career in this business is the fact that I never had the opportunity to visit and work in Brazil. Joey Silvera and the gang head down there 2-3 times a year, and yet no one ever wants to take me there to do scenes! WTF people!
Finally this year the Evil Angel director Jay Sin, who I have known for over 10 years when he was shooting scenes for Sineplex, rang me up and asked if I wanted to spend 2 weeks in Sao Paulo, Brazil and shoot some TS scenes for him. Well of course! I have been waiting for this phone call for years!
Additionally, the World Cup was starting on June 11th and I would be down there during the height of the group stages, so I was extremely pumped! I love soccer, I love watching soccer, and I definitely love watching soccer in other countries.
I flew Korean Air, and it was a non-stop flight of 11 hours. The time zone difference was 4 hours ahead of PST. Since it was a Korean flight, they naturally served Korean food. It was called Bibimbap and it was DELICIOUS!
I had some light reading planned for the trip. Antony Beevor is far and away my favorite WWII historian. His books are excellent and I love reading them.
As soon as I landed in Sao Paulo, I was greeted at the airport by Jay Sin's best friend and production manager, Jazz Duro. I first met Jazz when we were performing in Mexico for Jay Sin back in 2004. He is Irish, looks latino, and speaks Italian plus about 3 other languages. Just a super interesting guy and someone that I always enjoy hanging out with.
Jazz took me to his tanning salon first and then the gym. I like to workout if I arrive somewhere in the evening, so as to not only get a good workout in, but also to exhaust myself so I fall asleep easier.
His girlfriend worked there and she was super cute & super fun. Something about the tanning salon. Tanning beds are now illegal in Brazil. So the shop owner has 2 of them inside a secret room that he can cover up if he has to. Also he keeps the doors locked at night just in case. Pretty funny.
The gym was cool, the cardio was in the back, so I could run and cycle AND people watch everyone as well.
After the gym we had a nice meal and hit the sack for the night. Oh and many restaurants here use a strange system. You can a keycard when you come in, the waiter takes it from you and inputs your order on it, then when you leave you scan it through a turnstyle to get out. Strange.
I was staying on Rua Augusta, which is one of the main streets in Sao Paulo, and kind of where they celebrate things like Mardi Gras style.
Croatia was playing Brazil which means the Croatian national team shirts which double as tablecloths at Pizza Hut were out in force.
My first scene of the trip was with Danni Colucci. She is petite and super cute, and spoke absolutely zero English. No one speaks English here in Brazil. They speak Portuguese, so even my rudimentary, bullshit Spanish was no good.
We were shooting the scenes in short time motels, which are VERY popular here. Also called Love Motels. You pull in, check out the menu of rooms, order one, pull your car into the garage, and boom - time for an illicit affair.
Danni was a great choice for my first scene. She was fantastic and we had a great time. Her ass was fantastic!
I wanted to swim after the scene tonight, but the fucking pool was for members only and they wouldn't let me in. WTF! So back to my usual gym where I ran and watched my Spurs in the NBA Finals!
Check out this girls workout attire! Hey 1985 called and wants its leotard back.
We couldn't shoot on Wednesday because the entire country shut down for the World Cup opener. We found a bar that was ridiculously packed and settled in to watch. People went bonkers, Brazil won, and we had a great time.
After the match, Renata Davila came by Jay Sin's room for something, and she has been one of my favorites for YEARS, I was a total fanboy and made her show off her butt and take a picture! So gorgeous. I hope I get to work with her during the trip.
The next scene was a threesome with Julianna Souza & Bruna Butterfly. Bruna is one of the most famous TS girls in the world, and I could see why. She is petite, stunning, and loves sex. Julianna is great too (although super professional and kind of standoffish).
Props to Bruna for her GIANT forearm tattoo that says "Bruna Butterfly" you know, in case she forgets. lol
More crazy spandex at the gym tonight as well. Its like a fucking disease here.
We tried going clubbing, but the line was literally about 2 miles long. Ridiculous.
So we went to one of the 25 whorehouses that line the street I was staying on. It was weird, like 200 girls and about 500 guys all mingling around like its a nightclub. Except the girls all wanted you to take them home. I stayed about 2 minutes and split. No thanks.
Oh and don't think I didn't celebrate my San Antonio Spurs winning yet another NBA Championship! Yeah baby! GO SPURS SO! I even had a celebratory beer in my Tim Duncan jersey!
Next up was Gabrielly Andrade. She had a very sultry look to her and a ridiculous ass. So many of the girls here have giant fake asses. That's why you see a ton of girls with giant ankles....the silicone migrates down to their feet. Yikes! no, DOUBLE Yikes!
Gabrielly and I had a fun time, it was passionate, intense, and intimate. Just the way I like it.
Shirley Soares was up next. She was super into the sex and loves Americans, so we got along just fine. She was really into me, and that always helps.
Another one of the world famous superstars was up next. Sheylla Wandergirlt, is super tiny, blonde, and has a giant ass. I mean super gigantic! WOW!
We fucked like rabbits and she was fun as fuck.
Oh and I stole this from the hotel room as a gift for my girlfriend haha.
One cool thing about Brazil is that the most popular soft drink down there is called Guarana Antarctica. And it was fucking delicious! Hard to explain the taste, but I can guarantee that you will love it.
Next up was Nicole Balls. By the way, in Brazil Nicole is pronounced Nickolly for some reason.
She was blonde and beautiful and then whipped this monster out! Holy Shit! How scary is that thing? Somehow I managed to take it and it actually felt pretty good. I liked Nicole, she was low key and very polite.
I did do a little sight seeing while I was there. I walked to downtown and checked out this strange 3 level "urban" shopping mall. It only had 3 kinds of stores - hip hop clothing, skateboards, and tattoos. It was really strange.
Then I took the subway system around town. Jazz needed to buy some Corinthians gear (the local soccer team) and off we went.
Then it was back to our hotel where we watched USA soccer with a bunch of Americans as they drew with and should have beat Portugal.
This guy wasn't able to celebrate with us unfortunately. hahaha #gross
The last scene I did was far and away my favorite. Walkiria Drummond is a blonde MILF that I have jerked off to for years! And she was outgoing, friendly, funny, and always smiling. She reminded me of Ava Devine in many respects.
Oh and she has a HUGE cock. lol
Definitely my favorite, Walkiria was amazing. OMG I was such a fanboy hahaha.
I know I only did 7 scenes, but that's because the testing we were doing knocked quite a few of them out for various reasons. Bummed because I wanted to do 12-15 scenes but what can you do? Things happen. At least I got to hang out with Jay Sin & Jazz for 2 weeks. They are both awesome and good friends.
Hopefully one day I will be back in Brazil for some more shenanigans! Thanks again Jay Sin!
My wonderful girlfriend surprised me with a planned weekend to Catalina Island for my 40th birthday! How awesome is that? I had never been there, I love taking trips, and I also heard there is nothing to do on the island except fuck, drink, and sleep. Sign me up!
The first part of our journey began in Long Beach at the pier. I thought we were taking the ferry to the Island, which takes about an hour. But no sir! Lexi purchased a helicopter ride for us! I have never been on a helicopter either! Sweet!
The helicopter was about as roomy as a car, and we had an older woman that obviously lived on Catalina Island on the flight with us.
It was slightly scary getting into the helicopter, but once we were inside, it was relatively smooth.
The flight only took 15 minutes and it was really cool watching land disappear, to just be flying into the open ocean, and then see the island slowly appear until the harbor came into focus.
I highly recommend the helicopter ride, its expensive but worth it.
We walked less than a mile from the landing pad to our hotel on the main stretch of road facing the harbor itself. Lexi had booked our room....and of course it had 2 beds in case I got into trouble. hahaha
We just relaxed for the rest of the day before heading out for a nice meal.
Steve's Steakhouse had excellent food and the eclectic waitstaff was humorous as well.
Do you like the triangle plates? I loved them.
Afterward we walked along the water and just talked, and laughed, and reflected, and enjoyed each other's company. It was pure bliss.
The next morning we woke up bright and early and stopped into the Pancake Cottage which has been around for a long, long time. The owner is a very old lady now, that still works every day even though her employees tell her to rest. I like her spirit.
After breakfast, we rented a golf cart for 6 bucks and took it on the tour of the island. It was a blast to be honest. Lexi tried to drive, but she was not very good at it so she got fired.
Avalon is the city in Catalina. Some of the houses are old airplane hangar looking places.
On the plus side I could still shoot some hoops!
As we traveled up the hill to the top of the island, the views were AMAZING.
We passed a creepy Pet Cemetary. yikes!
There were some places that were off limits...
We passed some zipliners
Drove by the casino (not a gambling one, but the old center of the city with a theater and cool art deco all over it.
This is the house Lexi would live in. lol
We finished our tour and grabbed some lunch. Then it was out to the pier and a trip on the glass bottom boat.
Once again, it was sparsely attended and so we had almost the entire boat to ourselves.
It was a cool tour, we saw lots of fish that the boat captain fed like crazy.
Then we played some video games which Lexi beat me soundly at repeatedly.
We stopped into Big Olaf's for a shit-ton of ice cream.
Our hotel had a wine & cheese happy hour and I cleaned the damn thing out all by myself.
After dinner that night, Lexi demanded we buy some saltwater taffy, which we ate while wandering around the harbor again just enjoying each other's company (we do this alot).
The next morning we headed back to civilization, this time on the ferry.
What a magical weekend with a magical woman. I love Lexi Sindel with all my heart and I am lucky to have her in my life.